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grapefruit

A deeply, deeply committed commitment (like superglue), based on the tedious and lengthy process of consuming said fruit. You must be FULLY aware of the commitment you are making as you pick up the fruit, as lack of sufficient commitment will result in treacherous wastefulness.
You're pre-med? That's such a grapefruit profession! SNAP!

That's a grapefruit marriage, you better be willing to stick with it alllll the way, through the bitterness and sweetness.
by the.produce.aisle December 30, 2008
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grapefruit launcher

An excessively large exhaust pipe on a car. Also known as a fart can, these usually sound quite loud and can be found on inferior cars that have been "tricked out," somewhat derrogitorily called Ricers.
Damn, look at the grapefruit launcher on that POS Civic over there. I heard that thing coming a mile away!
by Brad D. November 25, 2006
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GRAPELYLAPELY

Being grapelapely is an accomplishment. If you become the grapest lape of all, you have exceeded expectations of any human out there. Congrats. Graping lapily is something everyone should try to pursue in a lifetime, once you have done this, you have done it all
I grapelylapely'd that ledge
by taylor k January 6, 2008
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grape juice controller

Everyone has that one Xbox/PlayStation/Wii controller that has an excessively sticky button(s) because an idiot friend or obnoxious sibling spilled a sticky beverage upon the controller (usually grape juice).
Aw man! I have to use the Grape Juice Controller!
by YungTim January 8, 2012
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been into the grapes

To be drunk or tipsy, mainly on wine.
Shelly's been staggering around and flirting with every guy at the Christmas party; I think she's been into the grapes a little too much.
by Dr. Romano December 23, 2008
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Jack Dylan Grazer

Jack Dylan Grazer is mostly known for his movies IT and shazam and his tv show me myself and I. Jack Dylan Grazer is the best thing that happened to this planet since feminism. Dont fight me :))
Me: OMG jack dylan grazer is the cutest person ever wtf help me

Random person: OMG your obsession is unhealthy you should see a therapist
by Reddie is real sksksk August 29, 2019
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Graped

The act of forcefully inserting a grape into the female orifice
"she got graped"
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