Google slap

In the future, when Google can actually reach out and slap people for asking questions in an online public forum that could have easily been answered with a Google search.

Wow, she really deserves a Google slap for asking the Facebook group where to get a windshield wiper blade fixed!

by Crazy Schnauzer January 21, 2015

Goofer

Someone that’s so funny everyone you look at them you burst out laughing. Every move they seem to make makes you laugh.

Omg look at that guy he’s just a goofer

by Deepfried69 September 29, 2020

Google

The fuck you searching google for? You fucking idiot google is taking over the world and you don't even know what it is yet? You probably just searched this up through fucking Google.

Person 1: "Hey, look at this image of your mom"
Person 2: "Did you really just searched fat mom on google?"

by The fuck you looking at? May 1, 2019

Google it

When you need to find something (word definition, restaurants, dentists, doctors, hair dressers, car dealers.... list goes on and on) and don't know where to look for so the first place to go is Google.com. You can almost be certain to find some kind of answer. Can be used in any tense (present, past, past present, future)

I just don't know where to get that really good hair spray Kelly had, so I am just going to Google it.

by urban it December 16, 2009

Uncle Google

Uncle Google is like that scary older relative that your mum warns you about hanging around with, but you do anyway because he knows almost everything; and he can always be relied upon to show you some puppies. Unfortunately he also makes you look at dirty pictures too, whether you want to or not.

"I didn't know much about the Second World War, so I asked Uncle Google and he told me where to look"

by Chia Popsicle Twisty September 9, 2008

Google Bitch

1) Researcher of the lowest order; a person who uses google to accomplish most of their daily work, often a task performed for someone too busy, important or ignorant to run a google search themselves.

Synonyms: knowledge worker, journalist, fact checker

2) Low rent private detective

3) Back-handed complement of the same

1) Chief: Clarke, I need the phone number of a postal worker in Mr. Rogers Neighborhood, last name of McFeeley.

Clarke: I'm on it chief.

Lois: Clarke don't you ever want to be more than just a Google Bitch?

3) Professor: What's the name of that company in Los Angeles that does that thing with that enzyme?

Grad Student: Uhh . . . Riocatalytics.

Professor: Thanks Google Bitch!

by paleface May 1, 2006

Google Voice

a service that allows its users to manage their incoming and outgoing calls and to setup custom voicemail messages for groups or individuals.

see also: GVoice

Google Voice User: Hey, my new number is 504-555-1234.
Friend: What happened to your old number?
Google Voice User: I still have it, but now all my calls are forwarded from my new number to my cell phone.

by NUMBER4940s July 22, 2009