gooch gravy

When one takes part in extensive physical activity, residues of musky liquid builds up between the arse hole and the nutsack, often soaking the pubes and clegg nuts previously formed. This is then collected and fed to small south American children through a series of funnels

Lee: Just went for a run, sweating so much!
Rory: Eurgh I smell your gooch gravy from here!

by UmBongo August 31, 2013

Gooch Lick

1. When a female licks the area between a male's asshole and ballsack.
2. When the gooch area is sweaty, and when a girl licks it and/or licks your fingers that have just touched the gooch area.

1. "Perrie just gave me the gooch lick!"

by twoeightyoneci April 10, 2008

gooch licker

(noun) one who licks gooches (mainly sweaty gooches)

The gooch licker was having a swell time in the mens locker room as he was sucking on many sweaty gooches simultaneously.

by JACK PIE February 4, 2007

Gooch Bag

A small pouch one attaches to their gooch to keep their change and keys in.

Little Harry never forgot his lunch money because he always kept it in his gooch bag.

by Nina Rees June 14, 2008

gooch cobler

synonym for bull shit
total crap
something not true

dude you are feeding me total gooch cobler right now!

by jnasty09 February 5, 2009

gooch goblins

Gooch Goblins are a more sophisticated term for crabs of the gooch.

dude my gooch itches, you more than likely have gooch goblins Jake.
Robert had sex with a prostitute with a fupa it sagged down and touched his gooch, now he has gooch goblins.
Jessica likied to lick my gooch until i got a nasty case of gooch goblins.

by MATT, TONY AND GREG July 23, 2004

Gooche crumbler

One person is sleeping face up. Another person pulls their pants down and bend down so your ass is close to face. Then punch them in the stomache and they will eat your ass/gooche.

gooche crumbler, do ittttt

by duhlinky April 19, 2010