goober gus

Somone who is very goofy, slow and clumsy also has jacked up teeth. A goober gus is also somwhat of a kind hearted idiot

megan is a goober gus

by thegift0687 December 27, 2009

goober bomb

when mucus is put on your feces and thrown as in a snowball fight

that goober bomb fight last night was disgusting

by mohawk69 May 10, 2010

goober juice

Sticky hot cream that gay male suck.

She sucked up all that goober juice

by Gay male November 20, 2017

Goober Baby

After a guy ejaculates in a girl's rectum, the semen seeps into the vagina and causes pregnancy.

My child is a Goober Baby.
Oh, No, i'm pregnant with a Goober Baby!

by Nicole and Carl September 29, 2008

Goober-dog

The great taste of Smucker's Goober Grape mixed with the different but also delicious taste of any hot-dog roll, all in one bite.

Goober-dog Party Plate
Serves 4-6 people

Ingredients:
One package of hot-dog buns (8-12 per pack is ideal)
Two jars of Smucker's Goober Grape (sold at most supermarkets)

Directions:
Put 2-3 Knife-fulls of Goober Grape into each hot-dog bun

Created by: David M. Barrows

David: You guys want some Goober-dogs?
Scott: Hell yeah we want some Goober-dogs, I'll make them now!!!!!
Jonathan & Emilio: This was the greatest idea ever!

by S.Spawn August 19, 2009

goober style

wearing socks with your birkenstocks or open toed sandals

" wow, hes so lazy he went goober style today"

by Hallie March 29, 2005

Goober face

One who acts and looks like a goofy goober.
(spongebob characters)

Anthony you look like a goober face
So like ha!

You are!

by Gemblina April 21, 2008