giraffe illness

When you think you are dieing, every time you see a new on your body or feel sick.
Joey is Deffinitly having a giraffe illness. He fell drunk last night into a thorn bush; woke up thinking he's dieing from the scratches all over his body.
by Shawn “Mcmuffin” April 17, 2024
mugGet the giraffe illnessmug.

:GIRAFFE:

Wideputin's first ever 3D model that was made in less than 2 minutes. It's the ultimate meme, with more than 5 layers of meaning, 2 syllabes name, and repost potential.

Also, currently pending to be added in SCP Site 19 as a melee weapon, action that would make it accomplish its full potential.
-What's your opinion on :GIRAFFE:?
-I think it's stupid
-ban @user2 said :GIRAFFE: was stupid
by WidePutin January 17, 2021
mugGet the :GIRAFFE:mug.

Giraffe

These long necked bitches steal your girl in the matter of seconds. You gurl completely forgets all about you and will never leave the damn giraffe. They are beasts at sex and will stop at nothing until your girl is his. He also is good at deep throating!
My girl just left me for that damn giraffe she saw while watching animal planet
by Strongest chromosome June 1, 2018
mugGet the Giraffemug.

Giraffe

A microscopic carnivorous fish that drink mud as its diet. When you see a giraffe, escape quickly, or get eaten alive.
I hate giraffes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by ser see swee February 3, 2021
mugGet the Giraffemug.

Human Giraffe

When you Defecate, and Cum in your Partner's mouth in the same time while watching A minecraft movie
by Hurdurdurdurdur88 April 26, 2025
mugGet the Human Giraffemug.

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