indigo garrison

Feeling blue to extent of detriment

An indigo garrison attitude will leave you feeling lost and forlorn.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

JACK GARRIS

a pineapple eating poop making machine, what a spumpy kid jack garris is ;p love that for u honey boo boo.

jack garris is a pile of shit

by crazymklmao April 14, 2019

Garrett

A FUCKIN HOE

Yo Garrett is a hoe

by Broccolianfdo May 8, 2019

garret

a redneck car racer who is gay and is probally sucking rn

Damn that guys really pulling a garret right now if you know what i mean

by pika1000 bbbbb November 21, 2019

Gerrit

Making promises that won't be fulfilled until one day later than expected

He Gerrited us when he told us that there would be a place to sleep.

by special forces September 5, 2008

Garrett

Fat ass bitch who never wants to do anything social. Will do anything to sit in bed all day.

(Guy): why didn’t Garrett come hang with us?
(Guy 2): he is too busy being fat and playing Xbox.

by Peter griffin February 3, 2020

mr. garrisoned

When a man realizes or finds out during mid sex that woman he is having sex with is not really a woman and in fact is a man who had a sex change operation. Like that one episode of South Park.

"Dude did you hear Joey got Mr.Garrisoned by some "chick" at the club?! He found out halfway during sex that "she" was a he!"

Mr. Garrisoned - def. Realizing halfway through intercourse that the woman you are with is a man

by Akx92 June 14, 2018