godfaced

to get so full of jesus juice,
that you totally feel shitfaced.
god+shitfaced=godfaced

Oh my gosh man,
i went to church yesterday,
I was sooooo godfaced!

by comet jism April 24, 2007

Goldfish

If you're not sure whether a woman is a golddigger or a catfish you just call her 'goldfish'.

She might be a goldfish bro, stay woke!

by Cloky November 21, 2017

goldfish

When your eating goldfish and accidentally reach too far and touch a guys.. you know..

I'm so embarrassed, i accidentally did a goldfish to him last night.

by the shrexies April 30, 2022

Sweaty Goldfish

A ginger person who has real bad B.O

"Yo, Jim. Look at that babe!"

"Dude. She's a sweaty goldfish"

"Ew."

by Alaron251 April 15, 2008

true Godfather

A true Godfather is a father to God. A true Godfather communicates with the "Man Upstairs" through extra sensory perception (e.s.p.). It is a very rare occurrence for someone to be a father to God, and a very daunting task.

That man told me that he has e.s.p.(extra sensory perception). He also told me that there have been two times in his life that he has been a father to God. He says that being a true Godfather really takes a lot out of him, is very intense, and causes a lot of out of control chaos in his life. And that's why I say that he is a true Godfather.

by Corte'lione September 8, 2017

Crystal Godfrey

A selfish, self centered, ignorant & cold-hearted person that behaves as such for no reason. Completely heartless & evil without cause.

Katie is acting like a Crystal Godfrey.

by G.C's Miriam Webster May 23, 2020

Goldfinching

The act of hopping along a line, swivelling your head around and twittering non-sensicle comments to a large audience. Almost tropical in appearance, the Goldfinch can be found scavenging around the edges of fielded areas and is drawn to nuts around pools. The Goldfinch's song is majestic in it's creativity - but one caught in the act of Goldfinching tends to be dismissed as being full of shit.

A: "I won the Paris to Dhaka rally when I was a kid".

B: "I don't believe a word of what you just said!"........
A: "Sorry...... I was just doing a bit of Goldfinching"

by The Spoon March 22, 2015