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Golden Retriever Boy

A geeky soft boi with simple needs, shaggy blonde hair, an outdoors-y personality, but who is still somehow glued to his laptop and books. Loyal, sometimes oblivious, but all around a cheery person. Will follow you around and want hair pets.
“You got yourself a Golden Retriever Boy there, don’t ya? It’s the baseball cap that gives it away.”
“Yeah, he kind of follows me around a bit, but I don’t mind.”
by pearphone November 20, 2020
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GoLiver

a Cleveland word for a female that will do anything sexual right there at the time being
(Shakria out side of the club with her girls) It's about 5 dudes outside also one of the dudes talkin to the girls and say "Which one of yall wanna golive for us" or "That hoe a goliver"
by Stacey2Cute313rd May 30, 2006
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gold bar

In Australia, a 50$ note. Not the highest currency in Australia but the one you will always get from a ATM withdrawal. We call it gold bars because its just as precious as a gold bullion, looks like one too.
Me: Aye, I got me some gold bars today.
by j mellow March 30, 2015
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Gold Ring

when your friends stand in a circle to do a shot of Jameson, each person pouring the shot in the mouth of the person to the right of them

a human caterpillar of taking shots
we had the best st. patrick's day, the entire bar got involved for an epic gold ring
by Cliff718 September 20, 2016
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comedic gold

Something so incredibly stupid yet mind-blowingly hilarious.

Something, whether a video, song, movie, phrase, person, etc. that provides you with enough jokes to last for years to come, so it's like you've struck gold by stumbling upon it, only the gold in this case is laughs.
Dude 1: What the hell is going on with Charlie Sheen lately?

Dude 2: I don't know but his downward spiral has turned out to be comedic gold!
by izzy2812 March 31, 2011
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Golden airplane phenomena

The act of using a topic or item to prove a point, but drastically altering or misrepresenting said thing to make it fit your argument.

The name of this phenomena comes from the first episode of ancient aliens where the wackjobs on the show claim a precolumbian gold artifact was an airplane. To prove this point they build a miniature model, but said model has propellers, wheels, and other modern flourishes not present on the original model. They also remove nearly all of the decorative elements in order to make the model more aerodynamic.

First cited by YouTuber MiniMinuiteMan in his video about the dendara lightbulb.
In order to prove that the hieroglyph was a modern lightbulb, the ancient alien cunts added a buncha extra shit to make a working model. The Golden airplane phenomena strikes again.
by Aspergicbastarx June 27, 2022
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Golden Oreo

A homosexual being that has never kissed a person of the opposite sex.
Theo: Last night, this handsome guy approached me at the bar. We talked until the lights came on and then we went to my place... and you know what the best part is?

Joe: No?

Theo: He's a fucking Golden Oreo. He knew what he wanted early on - and you could feel it.
by Connect-Ad August 21, 2021
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