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Laptop Gangsta 

a person who talks trash behind a laptop; someone who gets a sense of invulnerability behind the Internet due to anonymity; a pretend gangsta persona; a punk that will talk trash in front of total strangers in chat rooms
a lakeland girl getting beat up by 6 girls because she talked the trashed at myspace. they all knew where the Laptop Gangsta lived
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Gangsta Change 

1) Loose change, Crumpled dollar bills usaually found in the bottom of the pocket of a gangsta or a hood rat. usally only enough to buy a 40oz or a few squares from the liquer store. 2) Without value, almost worthless
1) Hey B how much "Gangsta Change" you got? we lookin to buy some Maddog.

2) How much you gimme for this gold chain? "Gangsta Change" That shits fake!
Gangsta Change by Silent "G" April 27, 2006

Desi Gangster 

Desi Gangster or Gangsta -

this guy is still living back in 2002 with the baggy jeans. white tees going down to his knees. closet full of throw-back jerseys. get rich or die trying. pops it in his car everyday... you dont wanna take him anywhere either cuz he will prob start beef anywhere he goes, whether it be a house jam, ur nefews bday party, Akhand Path.

posing with money in their face book picutures. (money their dad gave them for tuition or books)
- quoted from Jus Reign
Guys r at some party:

Shaan: YO who is that guy over there with them baggy pants and khanda tattoo?
Harman: Man thats Raju. He is a total Desi Gangster
(raju comes over)
Raju: EY FOOLS! whatcha lookin at? wanna start shit?
Desi Gangster by Pumpin LIFE May 24, 2010

Gangsta Lean

Let me explain somthin' to all you youngsters out there. Ya'll need to listen, and be schooled. A gangsta lean is not leaning to the inside of your car, that is for pussys who are scared. The proper lean is with the right hand on the wheel, leanin' to the left, so everybody can see yo' mug. It shows that you ain't afraid, that you are on point, and that you know what the fuck you are doin', and you'z aware of your surroundings.
Them niggas that Gangsta Lean to the left got schooled on some proper shit..... from the old school gangstas.
Gangsta Lean by Willie Spengler December 31, 2005

Gangster 

n. - A person largley involved with illegal activity, such as hired hits, extortion, shakedowns, loansharking, and in some cases prostitution.

Gangsters are generally very discreet about who they are, thusly exempting 50 cent, Ludacris, Nelly, Ja Rule, Chingy, and any other person who claims to be an "iced out gangsta" and expelling them from the definition of gangster.

True gangsters are respectful towards people generally, until you cross them, and not one of those "bust a cap in yo ass becuz u look at me rong" wannabes.
---True Gangster Dialogue---

Lasky: So Kris, feel like helping me get rid of a body tonight?

Kris: Just shove them in your trunk, it doesn't have a pullcord.

Lasky: Touche, salesman.

---Wannabe Gangster Dialogue---
James: Yo man wanna come smoke some of dat good shiz-nit with me tonight? We can get crunk and fuck some hot ass hos.
Gangster by Lasky February 15, 2007

gangstalker 

A gangstalker is a coward who refuses to address his or victim in person, or even by phone or email. The gangstalker uses guerrilla tactics and has a mob-mentality. Most of the time a gangstalker is victimizing someone who he or she has never met, or has possibly met in the distant past (such as during gradeschool or even earlier).

A gangstalker is similar to a gang member, except the gangstalker typically attacks his or her victims online, or by organizing interference at the mall or wherever.

A gangstalker may:
-Feel inferior to most human beings and is attempting to make himself or herself feel better by deriding and derailing someone else.
-Be a celebrity flunkee, out to rob material from the victim for the celeb's next album, book, movie or whatever.
-Believe the victim is, or will soon be, posing a threat to their lifestyle (such as a separatist, or a bisexual, or a rich bum).
-Simply be a sadist.
-Be seeking seeking revenge against someone whom they mistakenly associate with their own pain.

The gangstalker often commits felonious acts of stalking, mail and wire fraud, computer hacking, gossip and slander, defamation of character, etc. in order to drive the victim into a state of insanity and thus disable him or her and remove them from society. (This technique is also called gaslighting.) Hacking into e-based technology is now the easiest way to flashmob or cause interference against the victim, but other forms of gangstalking do exist.
"Let's get people from ____'s social media page and convert them to our gang..."
"I know a dirty cop, so _____ will get put in the mental institution or the slammer!"
"I is a gangstalker, and proud of dat!"
gangstalker by xtrovrt April 15, 2014

Gangster 

A person who belongs to a group of people designated for one purpose, often profit via crimes, such as, but not limited to, blackmail, drug dealing, prostitution and racketeering. The first and most successful gangsters were the Italian mob(Mafia). For black/latino gangster, see gangsta.
I live in New York, my town is very much Mafia run. The Italian gangsters will leave you alone so long as you do not interfere with their business. If you do, you will very likely end up dead at the bottom of a lake.
Gangster by Mahopacpride February 6, 2009