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Rockstar Games

Rockstar Games is a game developing company which focuses on "freeroam" style gaming. They try to capitalize on just how much you can do in a game while still boring you and all your friends so much that you're going to want to go outside and find something to do.
Oh you want to rob a store? GO FOR IT! But best believe the entire US Military and some are gonna be there to chase you down.

Getting beat up by someone on the street? PUNCH BACK! But wait, there the ENTIRETY OF THE US MILITARY IS AGAIN.
Oh, ok, you're gonna fight other players? Cool! Have fun with no skill auto aim to the head, styled fights. Oh and did i mention you get absolutely nothing from it either? What a steal!
In the end, if you want a game that provides you with the possibility of endless opportunity but somehow just gives nothing, Rockstar Games is the company for you.
Mother 1: "My little Jimmy hasnt stepped foot outside his room in 8 days, it's all that stupid playboxes fault!"

Mother 2: I have the perfect remedy for that, just buy him a game made by Rockstar Games. I bought little Johnny one and he hasnt come HOME for 8 days!"
by Shpoopid November 16, 2019
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Video games cause violence

Something that some parents say while they let their kid play video games for 15 hours a day.
Karen: Video games cause violence
Guy with a brain: Who do you think fault is it, you who let you kid play the game for 8 hours a day or the company.
Karen: NO ITS THE COMPANY

Guy with a brain: I won't even try right.
by Random guy 54678 November 20, 2020
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epic games store

Online store platform for Fortnite cucks too young to play M rated games, to get free shit cause mommy won’t give her credit card for Steam.
“My mom won’t pay for Steam but I copped ten games on my school laptop from the epic games store. Now I kill hookers on GTA”
by White Boy Smokes Weed January 19, 2021
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Blympic Games

The Blympic Games Motto is "Fatter, Heavier, Wider".
by yorrick hunt October 19, 2008
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CVS mind games

When you just bought some candy and are leaving and that skank behind the desk say's "You forgot your change sir" and when you get over there she grabs you and rapes you in your No-No Zone.
OMG! That skank and her CVS mind games.
by Jjht June 17, 2004
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Vagina Games

When a girl plays the shit out of you, trying to get in your pants ,but shes ugly as fuck. The tricks she plays are vagina Games
"That Little girl from the old school welchs commercial plays vagina games with me, and i smacked her."
by Dildo'n'AnalBeads November 25, 2006
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Helloburp Games

A Roblox & FNaF server ruled by casino luigi full of people that argue atleast 12 times a day
Person 1: "Hey, have you heard about Helloburp Games?"
Person 2: "Helloburp Games? more like HELL-oburp games!"
Person 1: "shut up moron"
by BiteIsMe October 12, 2020
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