by Teenage_Freeze January 26, 2018
Get the teenage freezemug. Freeze cleaning is an ancient form of cleaning brought forth by the Mayans, who learned it from Martian taskmasters.
The Martians, who had advanced technology, used freeze cleaning to dust peripheral computer equipment and also their clothing. Due to the unique fibres which composed their clothing articles, freeze cleaning was the only viable method to clean their clothes without damage.
Spanish conquistadors learned of this technique while decimating the Mayan population, and banished it due to its "unholy" qualities.
Before the freeze cleaning hut was destroyed, a few rogue cleaning elders transcribed the process onto cave walls. This was discovered in the 20th century by explorer Huron Livingston, who advocated for its use on a wide scale.
Unfortunately, companies such as Tide and All paid up to the right congresspeople to block the patent. Freeze cleaning remains largely a myth, but those who employ its use are generally exalted as wise sages of human beings.
The Martians, who had advanced technology, used freeze cleaning to dust peripheral computer equipment and also their clothing. Due to the unique fibres which composed their clothing articles, freeze cleaning was the only viable method to clean their clothes without damage.
Spanish conquistadors learned of this technique while decimating the Mayan population, and banished it due to its "unholy" qualities.
Before the freeze cleaning hut was destroyed, a few rogue cleaning elders transcribed the process onto cave walls. This was discovered in the 20th century by explorer Huron Livingston, who advocated for its use on a wide scale.
Unfortunately, companies such as Tide and All paid up to the right congresspeople to block the patent. Freeze cleaning remains largely a myth, but those who employ its use are generally exalted as wise sages of human beings.
"I freeze cleaned my keyboard to remove the dust."
"I freeze cleaned my jeans."
"Freeze cleaning is a great method for removing dust."
"I freeze cleaned my jeans."
"Freeze cleaning is a great method for removing dust."
by Johnathon_Meyers August 2, 2012
Get the Freeze cleaningmug. Guy 1: My dick was really warm last night...so my girl gave me head with ice cream in her mouth!
Guy 2: ouch I hope either of you didn't suffer from brain-freeze
Guy 2: ouch I hope either of you didn't suffer from brain-freeze
by R1CK S4NCH3Z October 16, 2019
Get the Brain-Freezemug. When ever you are having sexual intercourse and all of a sudden from outside you hear a dog bark. You lose your horniness and the girl ends up leaving. It is very embarrassing and usually everyone in your school will know about it the next day.
Johnny did a dingo freeze last night while we were having sex. I left his bitch ass there and broke up with him that night.
by Kniggit88 September 25, 2010
Get the Dingo Freezemug. Bob said to Harry whilst they were making a fire in the cold mountain terrain "geez Harry I'm freezing me chops off"
by empresshearts June 3, 2016
Get the Freezing me chops offmug. by Gloomklown June 28, 2016
Get the rectal freezemug. Can they un-freeze them?
by Hym Iam May 8, 2025
Get the Freezing fundsmug.