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south of france

That place you go that your girlfriend say no.

Ie: Butt sex
Friend: hey why the black eye?

Me: Accidentally went south of France last night.
by Hunter. Hunter December 2, 2020
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Flee to France

Universal considered to be sign of abdication.
Mary and her husband invaded to depose James II who decided to flee to France.
by Jimbo II November 14, 2021
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Mr. Francese

The ultimate band-teacher, making lives cured of depression with weekly quarantine memes.
Mr. Francese brings us great joy as a band-teacher.
by rileylacrosse20 May 19, 2020
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Tour De France

To go on a Drug Binge.

Popularized after it was found that Lance Armstrong went drug binging when people thought he was going to Tour de france
Michael: Yo man, what are you doing tonight?
Steve: I am going to Stacy's party and afterwards, we are all gonna go for tour de france.
by UrbanLegendX October 24, 2012
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France

1) (verb) A legal term: 'to france' someone is when you poo in that person's garbage can. If one cannot poo at the time, rotten eggs, spoiled meat and moldy cheese works just as well. You may also feel free to substitute drawers, lockers, medical cabinets and potted plants for said garbage can.

2) (noun) A place often fought over by European powers throughout history... never associated with victory with the exception of other countries helping it.

3) (adjective) 'french' 'frenchman': to be 'french' involves essentially involves someone getting all their closest friends to join them in a fight against a rival group of friends, then quit when the going gets tough. First used during the latter part of the first world war.
1) Person 1: "Man, Milly's was so lame last night me and Jack franced every garbage can in the house before we left"
Person 2: "Dude, Milly's party is tomorrow"
Person 1: "Even so"

2) Napoleon: "We'll defeat Britain"
Continental Europe: "Shit we're on France's side"

shortly after World War Two broke out:
France: "Sacred-bleu, Je ne sais pas que je peux perdre si vite! but on bright side, that was the best evacuation of the military ever."
Britain: "Maggie! I'm on France's side. Hey US, wanna give a hand?"
US: "Nah we'd rather just sell weapons to everyone for a little while..."
Britain: "Whatever, I guess we'll just wait three or four years until Russia softens the Nazis up a bit"
US: "Too bad Russia's too poor to afford weapons..."

3) We don't hang out with Louis anymore 'cause we realized he was the french guy of the group
by Jon Wonk April 8, 2010
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Francesca

francesca is a smart, beautiful, great friend, a person could have! she’s very funny and always happy, no one or anything could disappoint her or bring her down cuz all she’s needs are the real ones and her family. everyone loves her! she’s not fake, petty, sassy, etc.. she has a kind heart is very sweet and many more.
“omg that’s baby is so cute!!” “oh that’s mia’s niece francesca”
by fishystanky October 20, 2019
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what the france

an intensifier expressing annoyance, exasperation, etc, used in interrogative contexts, as what (in the name of) the france, why the france, how (in) the france.
What the france was that?
by CCF April 11, 2008
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