Going Fort Hood

The modern equivalent of going postal. Usually occurs in a setting where Bureaucracy takes place such as the DMV or Post Office.

I spent 2 hours at the DMV today, I came this close to going Fort Hood on everyone in that place.

by CaesarAugustusRobertoRamerez November 13, 2009

Fort Worth facial

It’s when two people are doing a 69 and the top partner let’s loose with explosive diarrhea and covers their lover’s face below.

I ate way to much Taco Bell last night and accidentally gave my girlfriend a Fort Worth Facial.

by Horizontal Hurricane March 17, 2018

Fort Worth hair

Hair so immaculately coifed as if it was recently in a motorcycle helmet

That old lady has some mean Fort Worth Hair. I will definitely Mack on her ASAP.

by Wayne D May 10, 2017

fort knockers

The stretch of fabric on a t-shirt located directly between a lady's girls.

Alexander: Dude, check out how tight the fort knockers on that girl is!!!

Devon: I know!!! If her girl's were any larger, fort knockers would come a tumblin' down!!!!

by Adron Quixote March 18, 2011

Fort Smith, Arkansas

The most backward thinking town in the entire state of Arkansas. This town has actively sought to become as unimportant as it can possibly be.

There are no jobs and nothing to do in Fort Smith. Let's move to Fayetteville.

by Greg On'eal April 6, 2004

Fort Worth Stockyards

An area of Texas so Texan that it's utterly un-Texan, making it a tourist trap that is totally unworthy of any good tourist.

I'm gonna skip the Fort Worth Stockyards on this visit. I wanna really SEE Texas.

by The White Razz January 19, 2011

fort knox tits

A Bra that is strictly function and business , no style & certainly nowhere in the realm of "sexy"

a Bra that needs a safe cracker to open.

a Bra that serves no purpose other than to Hunker down the ladies.

when a lady is bustier and she has to find a bra.. all the cute ones generally are not supportive and the uglier "supportive" ones look like something out of a mental unit

( like a straight jacket for the girls )

.. well I took my top off and jaws dropped.. what do we have here but some "fort knox tits"

"can you help me get this off".. hmm I am still trying to figure out the combo on your fort knoxtits"

"save the little bitty committee bit we are in the trenches with fort knox tits."

"went Bra shopping today .. bummed again .. all I could find were fort knox tits"

by kymakazi December 15, 2012