douche flute

A MODERN DAY CIGARETTE ALTERNATIVE FOR FOLKS WHO CANT HANDLE THIER TOBACCO

Douche flute ;douche tibia doo-sh floot
alson known as a Vape, Vape Pen, or shit stick

Checkout the guy blowing vape rings with his doucheflute

by markdinla April 4, 2017

native american flute player

The native american usually refers to Indians, or white people. flute in this case refers to the penis So now it means someone that gives oral sex

I an a native american flute player. Can I see your flute I have a native america flute, want to see it {want to play it?

by KEVIN MENARD August 31, 2007

Flute Accident

when someone mispronounces a single word or transposes letters/sounds within a statement, it is known as the flute accident.

orign: A buddy was telling a story on "fluke" accidents, but instead said "flute" accidents. Thus, "Flute Accident/Accidents" was born.

Guy 1: So I was just about to go to the bathroom and pay with my plenis and...

Friend 1/Friend 2: FLUTE ACCIDENT!!!

by Peasantry Paupers June 20, 2010

Flute

One of the "ok" instruments in band, rival to the clarinets. Flutes control the woodwind section but are just waiting to be overthrown by the clarinets.

Those flutes have it coming for them

by Englandman23 May 1, 2015

Bum Flute

When someone is acting stupid or says something very retarded; Dumbass

"I really dont know how to spell Orange
"Don't be such a Bum Flute!"

by Emzza January 14, 2009

Meat Flute

When someone makes a witty remark, one can play the meat flute in a condescending fashion by holding your hands in front of your mouth and moving your fingers as if you were playing a clarinet while making a "whoo hoo hoo hoo hoo" noise.

Oh you're funny let me play my meat flute "whoo hoo hoo hoo hoo".

by looselizzy December 13, 2010

flute

a word for the vagina used for comical impact!

shut ya legs i can see ya flute!

by BrettR October 3, 2005