coon flake

black persons breakfast.

White Person: Hey what you had for breakfast?
Black Person: Cornflakes
White Person: FUCK OFF! YOU HAD COON FLAKES!

by bobo37364 June 23, 2011

Bran flakes

A ceral that tastes somewhere in between cardboard and shit.

"I shat on a piece of cardboard and it tasted better than bran flakes"

by xxdeathbytoasterxx January 11, 2012

Frosted Flakes

When a girl has pubic dandruff and you ejaculate onto her flaky crotch.

Jessica wanted to use Head and Shoulders anti-dandruff on her vag but I suggested we try getting kinky by frosting her flakes. After I was done I suggested Frosted Flakes to a good friend who also had dandruff

by Croblse December 18, 2014

booty flake

something you call a ratchet, nasty, ugly asf, disgusting person not gender specific

ew bitch your a booty flake get the fuck outta here nasty

by bella_5792 July 6, 2015

floast

Some stupid bullshit made up by two students at Stanford. They say that it's a mixture of the words floating and posting, a state where your body is still but your mind is floating. It essentially tells the world: I'm a pretentious asshole, who has nothing better to do than sit and stare at shit.

Me and John spent three hours floasting. It was so surreal. You should really try it.

by elliot2793 August 27, 2011

flaker

Is a scientist who is dealing with exfoliated flakes like graphene or other nanocomposites.

John tries to be the best flaker. He wants to make good ohmic contacts to the flakes.

by Big scientist October 12, 2012

Pooter Flakes

When a girl has a crusty genitalia and is also very horny. Inwhich makes her wet. You then scoop out the crusties and wetness on a spoon and eat it. Just like cereal.

Man, i just preformed pooter flakes on that chick.

by QuinnSchneider May 1, 2007