fathertom

Like Jesus, only better

That was very fathertom of you.
Why yes it is a fathertom day out.
No you can not have the keys to my fathertoming car.

by Heezy For sheezy March 5, 2003

luke i am your father

The most kick ass line to ever grace this earth, along with im a bad motherfucker

Obi Wan told me enough, he told me you killed him!

No luke, I am your father..


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!11!1

by Blaminator June 26, 2005

father judge

for bitches who like anal penetration and just dont have a brain. Father Judge is for straight bitches

Father judge is lit af bro real talk. I like all the boys there.

by cringemcneil November 22, 2016

Father Figure

If your looking up the definition for a father figure, most likely you dont have one

Nick: Bro everytime I come over here I never see your dad, where is he?
Rob: Hmm.. What?
Nick: Where is the nigga that nutted in your mom to create you aka your Father Figure?
Rob: Oh, he's just at work
Nick: Thats what you said the last 8 times I came over here
Rob: He's coming back i just dont know when
Nick: He's been gone for 15 years
Rob: HES COMING BACK *cries*

by Avatar Relief September 16, 2020

I Beg Your Father

See i beg your pardon

Originated by a slip of tongue.

Jason: Check out that dude man! He's so hot!
Shawn: I beg your father?

by PWNZORZ111 August 28, 2008

Age of Our Founding Fathers

A term that refers to the era of how and when America was created, going as far from the Civil War to the Revolutionary War; at least up until roughly 1880.

"In the Age of Our Founding Fathers, it is the snake that created the world."
-a message used in the advertising of MGS2 back at around its display in E3 on May 2001

by Dave March 26, 2004

My Father

An abuser who tries to murder you and your mother, usually addicted to drugs or alcohol. Another key factor is being a felon or a rapist, especially a registered pedophile.

Ex.
Dude beats up you and ur mom= My Father

by FuckOffHandOverHeadBoy October 15, 2018