facebook

A internet jail where; you waste time, sit on your butt, write on walls, && poke random people!

Teacher: Why didnt you finish your homework.
Student: Because i was on facebook!

by lalagirl465 January 26, 2011

facebooking

The act of getting on facebook and using it.

Im facebooking right now! Don't disturb me!

by LG- cuz lifes really good... April 20, 2009

facebook

When your mad at someone and you hit them in the face with a book

Matt was getting on my nerves so I facebooked him

by the buyt November 12, 2014

facebook

To spread one's asscheeks and close them on someone's nose while they are sleeping.

My boy Tre facebooked my roomate Adrian while he sleeping.

by Lordter June 27, 2012

facebook

An unannounced competition to see who can get the most friends and best profile pic

Jane: Wow! Suzie has 1432 friends on facebook
Mark:But she probably doesn't know half of them

by JustaFried8 September 09, 2011

FaceBook

The perfect way to find to stalk people on the internet!!! You can read their wall look at their pics at their friends with out being their friends. And know who their family is and where they are at.

Her; Have you been on FaceBook lately??
Him; No, I dont want ppl knowing what im doing! lol

by klaudia3092 January 09, 2011

facebook

stalker's paradise

It's so easy for stalkers nowadays; with twitter, facebook, and myspace, they can get all of our information!

by theycallmejew December 01, 2009