Face You Later

When using FaceTime on iPhone 4 after you complete your conversation

Alright Steve, face you later.

by thachives June 28, 2010

Face Battle

A cooler version of the word "kiss".

Good day, lady, I challenge you to a face battle.

by jacobiswiggy February 8, 2014

face creep

Wasting time you don't have on Facebook stalking people, or reading their walls.

Girl: I'm so upset that Justin has a girflriend, now I have no chance.
Guy: How on earth did you figure that out?
Girl: I was reading his wall conversations with one of his friends, you know, back and forth between their two walls so I could get the full converstaion and his friend congratulated him on having a hot girlfriend.
Guy: You were face creeping at home all alone last night?!?! Maybe you should go out...

by mmmmdawg June 28, 2006

Face Candy

When an individual uses a "friend" that they may or may not actually know that is attractive, or popular to make themselves look more cool and/or attractive on either My Space, or facebook.

-I had no idea Jon had so many friends!
-Nah, he just has a lot of face candy.

by Travis Rosbach January 29, 2009

Face like a tub of fire-damaged Lego

A person so exceptionally ugly that you want to be sick when you see them

“oh my god Walsh! That skank you pulled last night was so messed up, she had a face like a tub of Fire damaged lego. Sick b*tch”

by Hai Sundera January 28, 2005

face-book

A sexual act. A face-book occurs when the man is not completely satisfied with the facial orifice upon which he desires completion. The man proceeds to affix a piece of pornographic literature on the lucky lass' face in the fashion of his desire. The man ensures that the predesignated hole on the pornography aligns properly with the woman's. The man then attempts to produce as much ejaculate as possible into this hole.

"Hey girl, can I sign you up for face-book?", "I hooked up with a 3, so I decided to get her on face-book"

by Big Gold November 8, 2007

FACE CRUSHER

When you walk into a bathroom and someone has dropped the king dump and the smell forces you to make a face to display your displeasure. Can also just be an overpowering fart smell.

Stay clear of the bathroom, bro. Someone got very serious and dropped a face crusher.

by Gross Tony March 10, 2008