Fudge Muscle

A fudge muscle is your sphincter, it's the muscle you use to shit, there are two actually, an internal anal sphincter, and an external anal sphincter but it's not like any of us are fucking doctors so who cares.

N.Crooks : Oh my god be careful stud you're gonna blow out my fudge muscle if you keep fucking me like that.

Bob: What did I tell you slut, you use clinical terminology in my presence, now I wanna hear you say, please bob, resize my internal anal sphincter, and abuse my external anal sphincter!

by JoBOOOO November 23, 2006

fudge tunnel

A tunnel made out of, or for the underground transportation of, fudge

"hey dad look at what i made from these werthers originals"
"Cool son I see you've made a fudge tunnel"

"Hey boss the new fudge tunnel is nearly completed"
"Excellent this will allow us to bypass the fudge prohibition"

by Benedict Welch February 11, 2010

Fudge Tracks

The remnants of an explosive fecal event, leaving liquid shit remains on the rear of the victim's trousers. Usually associated with a night of binge drinking.

"Whoa...Dugan, why are you in my kitchen with no clothes on..?"

"I need to use your washer and dryer dude, I have fudge tracks in my pants"

by the Zenith September 26, 2008

Fudge me tickle

Fudge me tickle is a nicer term in sted of saying Fuck me dead in front of your parents.

(Fudge me tickle) i just droped my pen

by Ninhendo June 21, 2009

Fudgemuffins

A cyber-friendly version of the word 'Fuck'. Also connotates to being starving.

I'm so fudgemuffinsing bored! Mmm...fudgemuffins...

by Blade Of Shadows March 16, 2011

Sofa fudge packer

To anally plunder another. Usually referring to the gay male that is the pitcher in the relationship.

Wow! My new boyfriend John is quite the Sofa Fudge Packer!

by Stingray7391 September 25, 2009

Mr. Roger's hot fudge sunday

when you take a scoop of ice cream, and then insert it into the anus or vagina, along with a cup of sprinkcles, fuck until melted, hold a bowl under anus or vagina to catch it then make her or yourself eat it

Mr. Roger's hot fudge Sunday is not a flavor the children should be allowed

by The manly man June 15, 2012