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Splitsville Fountain

A sexual maneuver wherein Person A gives Person B a blowjob, leans in for a kiss, then spits the cum into Person B's mouth without warning.
Laurel gave me a Splitsville Fountain last night. It was really weird, but in a way... kinda hot?
by bichasse June 3, 2016
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Water Fountain

This act is achieved by making your female partner squirt in your mouth during oral.

Afterwards, you would then spit out her secretions anywhere on her body (Extra points if you aim for the head).
A: Dude, did you know Becky is into doing the Water Fountain?

B: And how do you know this...?

A: Look, that's not important...
by DudeWithWeirdWords November 21, 2021
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fountain

tHaT Is a fOuNtAiN, a fOuNtAiN Is a dEcOrAtIvE ReSoRt uSeD FoR DiScHaRgInG WaTeR.

Those who know now
*vanny music*
G: What was that?

F: That is a fountain, a fOuNtAiN Is a dEcOrAtIvE ReSoRt uSeD FoR DiScHaRgInG WaTeR.
by MrKristijan January 23, 2022
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Cherub Fountain

The act of pulling one’s penis directly up and proceeding to piss in one’s own mouth simulating a decorative cherub garden fountain.
“I want to surprise my art professor with a stunning picture. Maybe I should try to Cherub Fountain.”
by ZombieMercs December 25, 2023
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Fecal Fountain

When you poop and the water splashes, hitting your butt
Guy 1: Just had a crazy fecal fountain
Guy 2: Impressive
by yummy_thick December 9, 2019
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Alaskan fountain

Alaska fountain is when your partner is restrained to the bed while you place a snorkland mask on their face and fill it with a piss filled Frozen snorkel. As it melts and mask fills with pee pee the screams and the panic shoot fluid up the snorkel making a fountain. In 1817 the founders of remote island in Alaska would us this act of love to to install family values like stockholm syndrome. in there underage kidnapped wife's.
Alaskan fountain should be used when water boarding meets 1 sided love romances. bring love into a basment
by GUMBALICIOUS July 26, 2025
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Florida footlong fountain

A 2 part level 4 sex move in which a foot long baby crocodile is wedged into a girl's vagina and turned into a piss fountain. Once satisfied the crocodile will be cooked over an open flame and consumed.
Bertha ripped a mean Florida footlong fountain last night. Best damn crocodile I ever eaten.
by Farmermann23 October 12, 2023
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