Field Hockey

Sadly its a group of girls who wish they were as badass as ice hockey (or the real hockey, I thought that I should specify to avoid confusion)players so they grab half a stick put on some preppy uniforms and run around in a field chasing butterflys. Then later say that its just as good if not better then hockey (ice). Which well everyone knows is just a joke (hahahalololololhaharofl).

Girl: Dude were you at the field hockey game last night we totally killed our rivals

Guy: No I went to the Hockey game

Girl: Yeah thats what I'm talking about the field hockey game

Guy: No Ice Hockey, the real hockey

Girl: Oh

Guy: Yeah it's so much better the players actually carry real sticks

Girl: but.... well.... umm... i guess your right

Guy: yeah I no I am, hey do you want to go to the dance with me?

Girl: Oh, um I'm a lesbian

Guy: Oh that sucks, but its kinda hot...

by Scottie the great March 7, 2009

open field

To introduce a woman to a sensual encounter without the necessity of walls, fences or other such encumbrances.

Me: Evan, I heard you got back from camping. Did Marge go with with you?

Evan: You know it. I open fielded that stand up lady.

by Phil Foolery June 21, 2010

field and stream

The act of pissing on a womans face whilst giving oral sex in 69 position

the the golden shower in 69 is the field and stream..

by oneaze September 5, 2011

Field Fuck

When you lose your virginity to an Arab in a grassy, open field.

This term commonly comes into play when an Arab asks a typical, white, horse-loving gal.

Arab Guy: “hey, I wanna take your virginity, let’s field fuck baby”

Horse-Loving white girl: Sorry, but you are NOT taking my virginity in a field

by Gabr-Alouise June 11, 2017

Field Hockey

A popular sport among many highschool and college lesbians.

"I didn't know Jenny was a dyke?"
"Yah, she plays field hockey"
"Oh"

by Brian the Definer November 12, 2006

grass on the field

the pubic hair on a woman's cooch or man's nuts which make it look like a patch of grass

that woman has too much grass on the field and needs to shave it

by sensei September 9, 2003

field hockey

In reality, a pretty goof-ass sport. These weird lesbians sprint around a field, hunched over a tiny little janky-ass stick trying to hit a ball into a goal. Ridiculous. It takes no more physical prowess than a runner needs.

Example A:

"That weird lesbian thought she was gonna get into college for field hocky."

"Yeah, they suck you in like that, and dress you up like an idiot..."

Example B:

"What sport is that that those girls are playing?"
"Silly foreign person...that's field hockey and it's not a sport. It is merely an illusion. It makes the players feel like they're doing something important but really...they just look like a bunch of prairy dancing idiots for our amusement."

by Gollosus Glabborous April 28, 2006