erectionist

A person, probably someone who was assigned male at birth, who stormed the Capitol on January 6th.

“The Erectionist proudly displayed horned hat atop the Speaker’s podium.”

by jdiddy-yo May 21, 2024

Erection Correction

Instead of man-splaning use this phrase

Erection correction

by Feenix79 June 2, 2024

Executioner

The best anticheat software ever to have been created with its unmatched detections and the capability to mogg pasters and script kiddies created by God developer Aimwhere.

Person 1: Yo dude I just got banned by Executioner.
Person 2: That's not possible man even fucking Polar didn't detect this client.
Person 1: I know man Executioner moggs me and all.

by AntiHaxxerMan July 9, 2025

Erectionist (/ɪˈrɛk.ʃə.nɪst/)

1. A person who frequently experiences or gets erections, often at inconvenient or inappropriate times.
2. Someone who is unreasonably proud of their frequent arousal.
3. A person who gets an erection so often it could be considered their part‑time job.

(no examples provided) Erectionist (/ɪˈrɛk.ʃə.nɪst/)

by csgofan42069 August 2, 2025

Relection Erection

When someone gets relected into the office and gets a boner a the same time.

When bush swore in the office he turned around and got a relection erection.

by Arocka7 April 3, 2009

Orphan Erection

When you get hard but you can't do anything about it, and it dies, alone and unloved.

I was at church and I popped a orphan erection, hopefully it goes to heaven with the rest of the unwanted and unloved .

by Ess_Nelek April 16, 2016

glass erection

An erection so hard that the slightest force applied will cause it to shatter.

Did you see Jenny last night? Pure glass erection.

by SenorSloth October 6, 2016