England

Some city that got famous because it's in this stupid song my Jake Paul. The city isn't even in England! Like what the fuck, it's in Arkansas, USA.

England is my city

by Shaneisbaeee July 6, 2017

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driving in England

Having sex while extremely intoxicated

"Of course I don't know if she had an orgasm! ... I was driving in England mate!..."

by Baz February 15, 2004

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English Owned

The name for when you beat someone in grammar, vocabulary or pronunciation.

Jim: If only that was possible.

Doctor: Actually it's "only if that WERE possible." Conditional Clause.

Fred: Wow Dr, you just english owned him!

by Gordon-Man December 28, 2010

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English Tug

when you grab your penis, and a partner begins to move your arm in a stoking motion which creates masterbation, very similar to a dutch rudder.

A girl didn't want to touch my penis so i suggested an english tug.

by thee english tugger June 20, 2011

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Short term for Enema-gland examination. This is an inspection of the anus to determine whether an enema is required prior to it being penetrated by a "gland" (penis). This method is used to minimize the effects of 'stink dick'

Popular usage by teens in Tasmania, Australia.

"Mate, I heard you went through the backdoor last night, how was it?"
"Horrible mate, she failed her England exam. I spent half the night looking for a 24/7 pharmacy to pick up an enema and a pack of condoms."
"Sorry bro... at least you didn't get stink dick"
"Yeah true that, ay bro."

by hoxtoaster June 10, 2015

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