elderloli

Girl who appears to be a lolicon, but is actually 18+.

"Isn't she like 500 years old?"
"Yeah, she's an elderloli."

by truckinbuddy June 13, 2018

Elmer’s Pubes

The specific moment directly after masturbation when your semen shoots up in the air, just to land back in your pubic hairs. The semen is typically hard to get out, and if not washed out in time, the cum will harden your pubic hairs in a white clump, which is painful to clean afterwards.

Jim: Yo last night I whacked the lizard, and I got mad Elmer’s pubes.
Francis: Wash it out with warm water and soap, that’s nasty.

by yeetusdeletusforjesus March 8, 2019

elder

Someone who is old enough to not know wtf they are talking about

He’s one of our elders, he doesn’t know anything about the Hulk

by whoopser March 31, 2019

elderhood

Synonym for seniorhood. The social status of people over age 60 who are often subjected to ageism discrimination in American society. They are often the butts of jokes.

Elderhood can be a difficult period of life due to discrimination.

by Lieu June 18, 2019

elder ego

When an older person refuses advice from a younger individual, and they inevitably fail because of it.

Clint had ELDER EGO when he refused my advice while moving. And we couldn’t fit everything into the moving van.

by MRHOLLEN September 3, 2019

elder sex

You know you want it Dallas

I want to have elder sex with you dallas

by PDAWGDANIEL September 5, 2019

Elderbrook

Elderbrook is a person who is very kind and hardworking and they put others before themselves. If anyone needs help go to an Elderbrook and they will always help they are also very willing and they will make others happy even if they arent happy. They are very generous and unique but also the best type of person so if you fine anyone with the last name Elderbrook keep them!

She and or he is amazing and I think I found myself an Elderbrook.

by Fortnite 36/8 November 29, 2019