Big ego 

A person who is always ahead of themselves and thinks they’re better than everyone else. That person thinks that whatever they do is amazing and that they are the best

Donald Trump: “Yo that girl michelle there definitely likes me because how hot I am to everyone in this grade to be honest,”

Barack Obama “Stop having a big ego before i beat you!”

Big ego by 12/26/17 April 4, 2019

Myspace angle ego-fatness complex 

A chick with delusionally high self-worth regardless of high bodyfat and abrasive personality.

In sociology, this particular personality type is referred to as "fatness acquired retarded temperament" or "F.A.R.T." for short.

Snarky fat chick: "yeah I don't give my number to guys unless they make a really good first impression"
What everyone else is thinking: "uh... when has a guy asked for your number ever? lol"
Her therapist: "You seem to have a myspace angle ego-fatness complex, not unusual amongst your age group, treatment includes sucking a fat dick"

Myspace angle ego-fatness complex by Thorrr September 22, 2010

spiritual ego 

A person, usually vegetarian, who has read ALL self help books, done all the courses ( especially The Forum and Psi Seminars ). They have gone on spiritual retreats, and personally met the Dali Lama. Now they dedicate their lives to helping others.

Regardless of this you can tell instantly that they are completely fucked up.

That chick from Boulder offered to give me a free colonic if I share my inner child with her, but she scares the shit out of me.. she's a complete spiritual ego.

spiritual ego by Joshua James October 9, 2006

Alter Ego 

1. someone you turn into when you become drunk.

1. On the Real World: Philly, Sarah and MJ's alter egos are Ivana, and Muja Star, respectively.

Alter Ego by Lina December 25, 2004

Civic Ego 

When a person owns a Honda Civic and has an unrealistic view that the car is the fastest, safest, bestest, most prettiest, and manly car in the world. The person who has a Civic Ego is usually full of themselves but only because their car is a Honda Civic.

Friend 1: "Yo bro my Civic is better than a rally car. We should race!

Friend 2: "No dip-shit I drive a Ferrari and would whip your ass, you have some mad Civic ego."

Example 2: "My Civic can go 150km/hr up a mountain and 170km/hr around a corner! Civic's are the best!"

Civic Ego by RAjotte November 27, 2012

back-up ego 

When one's ego isn't sufficient, he/she employs 2-3 members of their party to satisfy the need.

An individual states he/she looks ok; then back-up ego is initiated by member 1 beginning with loud clapping. Member 2 begins to state how god damn good looking he/she is, and member 3 backs up member 2 with repeated "yeahs"...

back-up ego by SGT Buckets September 6, 2011

altar ego

The hypocritical show of goodness a scoundrel adopts when going to church.

Crooks always put on their altar ego for public consumption at Sunday services.

altar ego by backinbowl February 12, 2010