Ex-boyfriend

A bitch who either:
-cheated on you
-broke your heart

-erased all communication with you without saying anything

These are all examples of an asshole who really doesn’t deserve you.

-I can’t believe Jack was your ex-boyfriend, he is such a dick. You deserve better

by please.let.me.be.cheese December 13, 2021

ex washina

NOUN - The collected skulls of a certain orgasmic man's washing machine after he clean's children to eat them.

I keep tripping over ex washinas, can you tell Isaac to clean up his shit?

Good night, sleep tight, and don't let the ex washinas bite!

by EsanSanSan March 26, 2022

ex-con

1. Worker on an oil rig or fishing boat
2. That overly positive/religious guy who works in an adolescent psych ward/rehab center who is covered in tattoos and absolutely jacked

Jonny the ex-con gave me his number when I got discharged and said he’d help me in weightlifting

by EmailMeTheCounselingChit May 23, 2022

Ex-ac-to-ly

Exactly but exaggerated 🥰

*Someone says something you agree with: " Ex-ac-to-ly "

by exactolyisthebestword June 24, 2022

Ex-zone

When someone reminds you of your ex or you think someone could potentially become an ex and won't even give that someone a chance.

Friend: "You should ask him out."
Me: "Nah, he reminds me of my ex."
Friend: "So, he's ex-zoned?"
Me: "Yep."

by Hyacinthus July 11, 2022

ex-best friend

what you say to someone when you just get in a fight with them and you try to make it up so u say this

Hey ex-best friend lori

by lola April 14, 2005

Ex-girlfriend

You. You just broke up with someone and you now searched this up on U.D. because you are scared they wrote something about you here. They didnt.

"Wow! Your ex-girlfriend is sneky"!
"Thats why I broke up with her!

by IDefineLifeForConvenience December 7, 2019