espn

Popular Sports Channel. Acronym that stands for Eastern Sports Promotion Network. Will usually see things like the latest Terell Owens coverage, drooling over Tom Brandy, the latest routene Derek Jeter play, the latest Manny Ramirez bitch fit, or why the ACC is better than all other conferences. Also has lame stories that try to prove sports worth when in all aspects it's just a game. Also made watching cards on T.V. popular. Also never stops covering the Chicago Cubs, Barry Bonds, LeBron James, Kobe Bryan/Phil Jackson, and Lance Armstrong (a.k.a. national fraud).

Friend: Dude, did you watch ESPN tonight?
Me: Yeah, they did not say who won the world series in 2005 but I'm so glad I know that T.O. has a contract dispute, and just what the yankees and red sox need to do get to the World Series in 2006.

Or great programing like this:
Peter Gammons: I know the Red Sox suck but I just think everyone wants to see them win the world series again.
Harold Renyolds: I think the Cubs are going to win although their manager is a dolt, they have no bullpen, and half their pitching has never finnished a full season, I like their chances.

by Dusticles December 23, 2005

Espanbro

Language used by bros consisting of minor, commonly known spanish words. Or, adding -o to the end of a word to sound like you're speaking Spanish without intending for it to be a joke.

Espanbro at the frat house:
Dale: Gimme el ball-o, I'm gonna sink this cup.
Zeke: Dude, that pong shot was righteous!
Dale: Grassi-ass, man
Zeke: De nada, brah.

Espanbro in movies:
Spicolli: Who's got the buku dinero today fellas?

by J-Boz April 7, 2010

Venetian Espionage

The act of fingering a single slat of a Venetian blind downwards so that one may take a peek. It leaves a sleazy aftertaste regardless of the content found on the other side.

Did you hear about the increased cutbacks this week?

Yeah, the managing director and assistant manager have been hiding in conference room A, probably discussing who they're gonna let go. There's been no sign of life other than Bonderman's eyeball when he does his routine Venetian espionage every hour or so.

by pitbear July 24, 2010

esports

A word used by professional video games players in an attempt to justify and prove that playing video games is, in fact, sport. They do this in order to make themselves feel better for having been shit at real sports throughout their lives.

Man 1: Well, I play eSports professionally.

Man 2: You dick.

by Derek The Trojan October 8, 2008

esplanade

To attempt an explanation while drunk.

I dunno how to explain it.... im drunk

by Da Man July 16, 2004

espish

Derived from ESP (extra sensory perceptions); the state of giving or receiving said perceptions simultaneously (i.e. having the same thoughts, saying the same things, doing the same things as another person at exactly the same time).
Credited to SAN, 2004

"Are you espishing what I'm espishing?" (translation: are you thinking of doing what I'm thinking of doing?)

"Is that girl wearing a skirt with her belt or a belt with her skirt?"
"Espish!"

by ria November 2, 2004

espn

the best channel to watch. It has the thing that matters most in life sports.

I love ESPN, it has everything to live for

by joe c September 2, 2004