2 definitions by Dusticles

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Popular Sports Channel. Acronym that stands for Eastern Sports Promotion Network. Will usually see things like the latest Terell Owens coverage, drooling over Tom Brandy, the latest routene Derek Jeter play, the latest Manny Ramirez bitch fit, or why the ACC is better than all other conferences. Also has lame stories that try to prove sports worth when in all aspects it's just a game. Also made watching cards on T.V. popular. Also never stops covering the Chicago Cubs, Barry Bonds, LeBron James, Kobe Bryan/Phil Jackson, and Lance Armstrong (a.k.a. national fraud).
Friend: Dude, did you watch ESPN tonight?
Me: Yeah, they did not say who won the world series in 2005 but I'm so glad I know that T.O. has a contract dispute, and just what the yankees and red sox need to do get to the World Series in 2006.

Or great programing like this:
Peter Gammons: I know the Red Sox suck but I just think everyone wants to see them win the world series again.
Harold Renyolds: I think the Cubs are going to win although their manager is a dolt, they have no bullpen, and half their pitching has never finnished a full season, I like their chances.
by Dusticles November 13, 2005
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There are a few definitions for wrigley field. They are:
The worlds largest gay bar
the worlds largest uranal
Chicago's City Dump.

Carl Everett once said "I hate wrigley field. They need to implode it."
Cubs fan: "Although our team has not won a world series in 100 years we have wrigley field!"
Ozzie Guillen: (holding world series trophy) Gotta love thing thing called October Baseball.
by Dusticles November 15, 2005
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