Escalator of Life

They got my Mazda at the E-Z Park It
At the rock & roll supermarket
Muzak music make me feel so funny
I went and spent all my money

We're riding on the escalator of life
We're shopping in the human mall
We're dancing on the escalator of life
Won't be happy 'til we have it all
We want it all
Escalator of life - up and down
Escalator of life - round and round

There's 111 choices
Don't listen to those little voices
I don't let the guilty feeling shake me
You can have your cake and eat it baby

We're riding on the escalator of life
We're shopping in the human mall
We're dancing on the escalator of life
Won't be happy 'til we have it all

Hey girl, I'm a personal friend of Gloria Vanderbilt
I got all the gold in the world around my neck
Come ride the steel dinosaur
Run wild in the jungle
Its a Zulu Nation
Seduction, sacrifice, a new sensation
Nothing ever changes

We're riding on the escalator of life
We're shopping in the human mall
We're dancing on the escalator of life
Won't be happy 'til we have it all

by Death Menace August 15, 2022

Erica

Erica is the sexiest person in the world. She has the most beutiful eyes, the most angelic eyes you will ever see. She is very romantic, loving, and caring. If you meet one please take time to get to know her, she can be a bit shy at first but then after you get to know her you will never regret it. A kind of short girl with brown hair, blue eyes and in the summer she gets a lot of cute freckles

- I met a girl today, I can't stop thinking about her. But I don't know who she is.

- mhm yeah that's Erica.

by Erra Berra December 9, 2022

Escalator

The most horrible and terrifying thing to ever be created. This shit deserves to be in the pits of tartarus. You can die on that shit. I absolutely hate this shit

Friend: hey wanna go on the escalator?
Me: I would rather die

by Thatweirdgay March 31, 2023

Erica P

Big abo lover,
Loves to fuckin play with all the asians, she will have a puni asian baby with 8675 heads.
Wants a bar of the anour

Onlii GawD C4n Judg3 Mii,,

For all my Croations out there, naturally.

Erica P; My laaaaaaand
Asian: i like children
Erica: SUCK ME OFF AT THE NEXT STATIOOOOON
ASian: hehehe spring roll
ERica: SUCK MY DICK SO HARD
Asian; Where did all the children go?
Erica: In my van you stupid asian, MY laaaaaand

by Punjaabi Hut October 21, 2010

Erica

Not a very nice person and will most likely cheat on you in the future

Erica is not nice

by Coolmango January 25, 2019

escalade

A large SUV made that has a lot of horsepower.

Would you like to see my Escalade on 20's?

by § July 17, 2004

escanaba

1. A city in Michigan's upper peninsula.

2. A (probably Michigan-specific) slang term for "penis". (To get an idea of why, look at a map of Michigan, find Escanaba, and consider the fact that yoopers give their locations "on the rabbit" just like the trolls give their location "on the mitten")

1. I went up north to Escanaba this weekend.

2. She sucked my Escanaba.

by Riddley November 10, 2004