dorito dust boy

Something offensive that a certain young boy's girlfriend calls him when she's being mean to him.

Her- "YOU'RE a dorito dust boy!"
Me - **GASP**

by sumndffrnt February 19, 2021

Dulitha

Great man whos great at french and gets girls

wow dulitha your so good at french

by heyitsmethebigman May 6, 2021

dhriti

true beauty from inside and out. simple, elegant , average . its all what dhriti is. does really good on bed , fun to talk with , secretive , really hard to get , true and loyal friend , has lot of patience but when time comes she can tur rogue . she will do anything to keep her friends happy

dhriti is my bestfriend

by flexi...@3blah June 4, 2022

Dorito speed

The speed that you maintain in Walmart to get what you need fast enough to leave, but slow enough to not draw attention to yourself and let your mind process the information you need. (Can be used to find things other than Doritos, like clearing rooms in a gunfight.)

we're falling behind a little bit, lets kick it up to Dorito speed.

by Scout339 September 22, 2022

hug-duration calculator

Refers to the mathematical-analysis procedure that you use to determine how long it's been since two embracing people have seen each other, how fond they are of each other, how long they've known each other, etc.

The hug-duration calculator can be very useful in guessing the details of two people's overall feelings about each other. For example, if they rush headlong towards each other "at first sighting" and totally bear-hug da crap outta each other (extra points if da guy sweeps da gal up off her feet and happily whirls her around a couple of times), this indicates that they have been apart for many months or even a year or more, and so they are simply overjoyed to finally be reunited. But if they simply step swiftly forward and enfold each other in a "deeply-tight" and super-long embrace (such as a minute or more; extra points if they also tear-dampen each other's shoulders and/or treat each other to shoulder-blade scrunchiez during said extended squeeze), this indicates that they are simply extra-fond of each other, and/or they are super-grateful for each other's friendship, emotional support, and occasional kindly assistance.

by QuacksO September 30, 2018

chilli doritos day

the day where all chilli dorito lovers unite and have a big feast with no celery in any pasta pots

i can’t wait for chilli doritos day!

by guess you’ll never know 😱 January 29, 2021

druit

A mistake one cannot recover from.

Did you just druit? Again? BLOGO!

by barkbarkbarkbark July 11, 2016