drizzy glizzy

Referring to the "drake leak" and how Drake has a wobbly dick

Rad : Bro did you see the drake leak? Bro it looks like a sausage!

Brad : Might aswell call it a drizzy glizzy bro

by humpdaygod April 14, 2024

drizzle drizzle

A term that guys use before dropping their soft guy era talk

"drizzle drizzle, I'm not gonna pay for anything."

by danielllllllllllllllllllllll April 17, 2024

drizzle drizzle

The opposite of Sprinkle Sprinkle; a way of giving financial-oriented dating advice to the girls (gold diggers). A catch phrase when talking about broke dusty men who have nothing to offer financially. Drizzle Drizzle is about equality. Which guy wants to be with a broke dusty girl? Drizzle Drizzle. If she's not pulling her weight someone else will.

I went to a restaurant with this girl and she asked aren't you going to pay for the meal?

I said WHAT??? ✨ Drizzle Drizzle ✨ I got ready for you, drove us here, and you want me to pay for the food. You could just say you're broke.. Blocked her immediately

by Soft Guy April 22, 2024

Drizzle Drizzle

Men fliping the script on women by using women's arguments against them.

Drizzle Drizzle Definition: Hypocritical and oblivious to their position.

Example: A man says a woman has to be attractive, a provider, able to his bills, have a nice house, take him shopping, take him on trips, a good job. All the things women list as requirements for men to date them.

by AMG2266 April 22, 2024

drizzle drizzle

The words a man uses when they are offended that young women do not find them attractive. Either because of low finances or because they are if age to have prostate issues and only leak when they pee instead of having a steady flow. Often used in response to "Sprinkle sprinkle."

The ladies who we cant afford say "Sprinkle sprinkle," I cant compete with masculine men so I just match the feminine energy and say "drizzle drizzle".

by EsQue April 24, 2024

Drizzy Drake

Drizzy drake is the rapper Drake or A mans penis (schlong)

" Yo did you hear drizzy Drakes new song?" or " Im gonna hit you in the face with my drizzy drake"

by IplayXBOXcloud April 30, 2024

drizzle drizzle

Something conservative incels say when they can't accept that they embody everything a woman hates

Drizzle drizzle

by Grizzle Grizzle May 2, 2024