drivers test

20 min of your life where u actually have to drive perfectly. aka known as 20 min of hell

Driving Examiner: im sorry u have failed ur drivers test because back at that stop light over there I believe u proceeded to take ur left hand off the wheel and that is not safe my friend.
Guy taking the test: Alright?
Driving Examiner: U also were going 35.5 in a 35 mph zone

by labigsnoopac January 18, 2013

alaskan upside down moose pile driver

when you pee in a girls butt get her pregnant and pile drive her down the stairs for a free abortion

pee pain Alaskan upside down moose pile driver

by gfkfkfkfkf December 1, 2016

Corsa Driver

The car of a pedophile

(Corsa driver) hay 14 year old girl you look noice.
(14 year old) wow attention give me more

by Ya boi lill dick February 5, 2018

driving balls

driving balls is the result of (a male) driving a motorised vehicle for a prolonged period of time. this leads to the guys balls slipping uncomfortably between his legs in a squashing scenario. the only known cure is repeated readjustment of the balls.

brian endured the purest case of driving balls during his 7 hour drive from southampton to glasgow.

by davros acropolis December 23, 2005

Driver's High

An expression used to describe the selfless state of only wishing to accomplish or overindulge in the ecstasy of what one is doing. For example, suicide bombers, Seung Hui-Cho(massacre in Virginia Tech), F1 drivers**, Bungee jumpers, Skydivers

Flash! I'm in the coolest driver's high
Towards the best finale! Yeah!
Even if I explode and turn into ashes
I'll probably still be laughing, just like this.
See ya again in the next world, Yeah!

by Johnny Hallyday August 21, 2009

Camry driver

The modern-day equivalent to the classic "Volvo driver". Does not look where they are going, and basically has no regard for other road users.

Today while out shopping I was crossing a pedestrian crossing and nearly got hit by a Camry driver that was speeding up rather than slowing down.

by someoneelse1 December 23, 2011

Five-a-drive

A small road trip which its primary objective is to purchase and consume small amounts of marijuana whilst driving. It's main advantage is the result of little to no incriminating evidence against the driver in case of being pulled over.

"yow dat fiva drive wa wicked"

"wanna go for a five-a-drive awa?"

by horsethefan July 23, 2009