douchebucket

A douchebucket is some asshaberdasher who far exceeds the douchebaggery of a common, garden-variety douchebag.

{Seen in the description of a drone video on YouTube}:

While I was flying the drone, I "heard" a jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture but with altered lyrics.
To wit:

♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics ♪
♪ From your åšs#Ø£€ to your ṕ€nµs ♪
♪ Some douchebucket piddled in a shoe!!! ♪
{~1.5 second pause}
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! ♪

by Telephony January 16, 2021

douchebagatastic

an action or person who is of an epic douchebag degree

"hey steve guess what"
"what?"
"im moving"
"really?"
"no"
"thats douchebagatastic"

by Micro8s October 16, 2009

Douchebagadry

The action of being a douche bag.
One can also be full of douchebagadry as oppose to: "full of shit."

You see that guy over there?" "Yeah" "He's full of douchebagadry.

by AlainaTheRawr July 23, 2010

douchebagalicious

the act of having unrelenting douche bag-ness physically descending from you.

gosh dan, stop being so douchebagalicious and get outa this club

by badass-inator December 24, 2010

douchebag sweater

A acceptable superficial flaw usually associated with ones sense of style or fashion taste.

Dude, my friend went out with a guy who wears Uggs!...
Well, everyone has their douchebag sweater.

by Shrimp Toe November 26, 2010

Douchebageryness

Douchbageryness is a word used when explaining someone who has exemplified themselves by pulling numerous douchebagery moves.

A boy who brings a bar girl around a girl he's talking to would be called a douchebag, ergo when describing the event you would refer to his "douchebageryness". He exudes the essensence of a true douche.

by acmcgee May 16, 2011

Douchebag Shower

The act of spraying oneself with body spray in lieu of an actual shower. Though not exclusive to males prevalence among females is lacking.

Tim: "Oh Jesus Christ I can't breathe!"
Mike: "That's because Jon's Douchebag Shower taking ass is fumigating the place!"

by FriarChicken October 12, 2011