doomtard

A person that is obsessed with supposed impending World doom to the point of social dysfunction, usually revolving around societal conspiracies or end-time prophecies. This type of person tends to neurotically inflict his or her doom beliefs on as much of the World as possible, typically via various channels of the Internet. Doomtards can be easily spotted in public as they are notorious for wearing blue Spandex body suits with a big red letter D on the front and a matching red cape.

"You're such a doomtard...yeah, like Obama is really the Antichrist and is going to throw us in FEMA camps using the DHS under the NDAA just to have our heads chopped off."

by OmegaDreyo April 12, 2012

back door

Refers to a person's anus in the context of anal intercourse.

Sally likes it in the back door.

by Goad January 20, 2003

The Girl Next Door

A good fucking movie, features the beautiful Elisha Cuthbert. Very funny.

Check "The Girl Next Door", you will not be disappointed.

by AC March 20, 2005

Turkish Door Jam

for this to work properly one must first turn on the heat throughout the house, get into a nice HOT shower, so that your sack hangs like never before. After the shower the house should be nice and toasty to keep hang-time. then one must throw his sack over his penis to resemble a turkey. then slam their partner in the ass violently making them gobble like a turkey.

yeah bro, she said she was on her way over, so i told her i would be in the shower, and to just come in and wait for me.....i snuck up from behind and gave that bitch the Turkish Door Jam!

by RodHart December 12, 2010

mexican doorbell

Honking your car outside your hootchie's house to come out.

The annoying assed Mexicans next door always use their fucking mexican doorbell, pisses the shit out me, get out of your fucking car and knock on the door.

by kevinNoHo July 16, 2006

Door Hinge

(n). Door Hinge not to be confused with the word that rhymes with ‘orange’

A door hinge is usually a male who hasn’t yet broken their voice. When they speak, the people around them immediately seek shelter as they wish to retain their eardrums. A door hinge’s voice is relatively higher pitch than most other sounds frequencies audible to mankind. The sound that comes out of a doorhinge’s mouth is comparable to the ‘squeak’ of an unlubricated hinge of a door. You cannot call yourself a door hinge, instead it must be given to you buy your peers.

“That 13 year old near is a total door hinge”
“I can’t wait for puberty so I can no longer be a door hinge”

by PandaNecrophillia August 9, 2017

doodle door

Slang for the anus, especially when relating to it sexually.

"Please, get your cat out of my doodle door."

"Betty was too nervous to let Jim do her in the doodle door."

by LindsayLu March 28, 2005