Living-in divorce

due to financial reasons divorce having to live with you wife and ex wife in the same household

joe: think about it having to say hi to you ex while on the way down to breakfast with you current one
jake: ain't that bigamy
joe: no that's a living-in divorce

Jake: no its a nightmare

by Theamazinggeek May 19, 2017

Triple Chocolate Divorce

A romantic couple that covers each other entirely in chocolate then make love, after it is finished they get divorced because their marriage was a horrible idea

Did you hear about Kevin? He and his wife did a triple chocolate divorce

by AverageCanadian7567 March 8, 2023

reason for divorce

marriage

Did you know the main reason for divorce is marriage?

by FamAlt March 24, 2024

My legs just divorced

Basically another way to say that you're spreading your legs

Chloe: Have you seen the Timothee Chalamet? He played Willy Wonka in that new movie
Sam: Of course! I saw the movie!
Sophia: Y'all don't know that he was in Lady Bird?! Unbelievable newgen locals;-;
Marcus: Omg my legs just divorced when I saw him😝

by idontknowwhatmypseudonymshould May 23, 2024

Sister in Divorce

Also known as SID - Two women that share the same ex husband but who have bonded through experience through growth and healing.

I just love my sister in divorce - she’s the best.

by Revita S June 2, 2024

Happy Valentine's Divorcaversary

When the anniversary of the finalization of your divorce falls on Valentine's Day.

You can use this for any holiday just add -divorcaversary on it.

Also see Flagabirthaversary, the convergence of Flag Day, my birthday and my wedding day. Now, you see how that ended. :/

Today is the third anniversary of the finalization of my divorce so I guess it is Happy Valentine's Divorcaversary to me!

by Lauram_Ipsum February 14, 2025

daymien donoven devore

a fat man who is known for having a small penis.

Did you see daymien donoven devore? Still fat with his small penis.

by the great fishy March 16, 2025