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Doily Diving

The act of performing oral sex on an elderly woman.
Disgusted Roommate: "I walked in on Gary doily diving again. I told him if he doesn't stop, I'm kicking him out."
by Rocketkoala August 5, 2012
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Deuce-diving

The act of anal sex, particularly homosexual sex between males.
I caught my brother deuce-diving his best man twenty minutes before he married his high school sweetheart.
by eosrising September 8, 2016
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Controlled Dive

In the ocean of life, I am the captain of a wrecking ball. Fucking shit up on my terms and never making excuses, pointing fingers, or playing the victim. Life on my terms.
Guy #1: hey man how’s it going, been a while how’s life treating you?

Guy#2: Life‘s crazy but I’m in a controlled dive
by semi-functional-addict February 16, 2022
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Dive of Life

When several people are after the same object, and one person pulls a Superman Jump to get it before anyone else does.
Eric, Zach, and Stewart were all after an onion ring that was recently tossed to the floor, and Stewart performed the fabled Dive of Life to achieve the object.
by OHS-DoomBringer October 20, 2007
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Anchor diving

Anchor diving is the act of using an anchor to propel one towards the bottom of a body of water. More commonly used in lakes, it is performed by holding onto an anchor then jumping into the water with it. It is recommended to use a lifejacket, as it can be used to float up afterward and prevent drowning.
"Hey Lauren, let's go anchor diving!"
"Sounds great! I'll go get the towels!"
by _Polcat January 6, 2018
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leisure dive

Jumping in mid-air over (usually) a body of water and striking a leisurely pose as if, say, laying on the beach reading a book.
John's leisure dive of him in a full tux with a martini glass over the pool was epic.
by bbcplease March 15, 2014
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stall dive

When you have to shit so bad you basically dive into the bathroom stall.
Dude#1: Bruce just ran by me. What's wrong with him?

Dude#2: I think he's about to stall dive broh

Dude#1: Damn! That bathrooms gonna be toxic...
by m00s3knuckl3 October 31, 2014
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