dichotomy

1. being twofold; a classification into two opposed parts or subclasses

2. the study of lesbians

"According to the theory of first generation dichotomy, there must be and alpha on top, and a follower on bottom."

by jeseagain November 20, 2009

Deschedule

When something was scheduled, but now you want it no longer scheduled with the intention of it being rescheduled at a later date.

Can you deschedule the install at site xxxx?

or

See, I told you deschedule was a word!!

by HappyMc July 5, 2010

Diche

Noun. A particularly artistic or suave-looking dish or plate.

Pronounced "deesh"

I love that diche, it's so elaborate!
Hey! Be careful with that diche!

by AXKABAR August 5, 2005

Zooey Deschanel

Her full name is Zooey Claire Deschanel, and she was born on January 17th, 1980 in Los Angeles, California. She starred in several movies, such as "500 Days of Summer," "Yes Man," and "Elf." She is a semi-decent, but mainly overrated actress who likes to think of herself as some type of hipster.
Best known for her mediocre acting ability, 1960s haircut, large nose, rather nonexistant chest and booty, tree trunk legs, and nasally voice.

A: "Who is hotter, Katy Perry or Zooey Deschanel?"
B: "Katy Perry all the way! Zooey doesn't have much of a body and she's kind of annoying! Katy on the other hand is very attractive and can sing well!"

A: "Who's this Zooey Deschanel chick?"
B: "She's kind of a less-hot, Birkenstock wearing version of Katy Perry."
A: "Oh."

by Emmett695 February 29, 2012

dasch

a mixture of douche-bag and ass which can be used as an adjective when describing a member of the male species.

John Wood is such a dasch.

by schwanksta September 22, 2010

Discala's House

david reeds gay...david reeds gay...david reeds gay steroids boy..he calls discala's house gay because hes never been invited....oo yea big strong reed yea what oo yea u got laid the fuck out by some fag from norwalk in lacrosse ya whats up big man...discala's the man....WHAT!

"man should we invite reed over"
"u think hes got beer"
"nahhh man probaly not"
"ok then fuck that fag no one likes him"

by what! April 6, 2005

Dichi

An elderly Chinese-American woman, generally from dense urban areas with large Chinatowns. Often collects cans at all hours of the night and looks suspiciously upon those who are foreign to her stomping grounds. Practices Tai-Chi in the early morning and is prone to donning a bucket hat. The Dichi will always assume, nomatter who she is talking to, that one has a full comprehension of Cantonese or Mandarin, making communication difficult.

A Dichi demanded I give her a rebate on some flowers at work today . . . But she didn't speak English so I was confused.

by Matt Hewitt February 15, 2008