Dirt Biscuit

A fat, dry, crusty turd. Usually one that’s hard to push out. Requires considerable grunt.

My ass is a bit tender after that dirt biscuit.

I need to get hydrated cause I’ve been birthing dirt biscuits for a few days.

by Dick Onchin November 21, 2020

Dirt Wrinkle

Another term for asshole.

I stuck my finger in her dirt wrinkle and she shot across the room like a rocket.

by Detroit Jesus July 11, 2009

Dirt Pinch

When you pinch a shit that leaves a seemingly never ending amount of remnant requiring wipe after wipe after wipe after wipe to try and get that last clean swipe of the ass crack. Usually leaves your ass raw from the toilet paper. Even after you think you are done, you still feel like one more wipe is needed.

I just took a dirt pinch. I must have used a whole role. I still feel dirty.

My brown button is raw skin from all the wiping from that dirt pinch I just took.

I’m gonna need to run back to the rest room. That dirt pinch has me needing to do just one more wipe. I’m all itchy down there.

by Eaton Holgoode November 8, 2018

Dirt Burger

When there is an ugly girl standing between two guys.

Look at that dirt burger over there.

by womoii February 1, 2010

Dirt Honk

Dirty Honkey; An unclean white person; "White Trash".

Look at that nasty white boy! He is such a Dirt Honk!

by ewig June 27, 2003

Dirt Room

A grave, or a hole someone is placed in after they are deceased. Or living, waiting for that person to die.

Oh god then you awoke
You started screaming through the duct tape
Don't ever think I'm letting you go
I'm busy digging you a hole
Now you'll be living in a dirt room

by Jopan Rocks January 15, 2009

dirt knot

Reamed out butt hole that was poorly wiped and has residual poop

He mooned me and I saw his dirt knot winking at me.

by Brilliantballs February 20, 2015