Jer Driving

The act of drunk driving as if you are in a formula 1 race. This often involves scaring pidestrians (especially children), reaching high speads very quickly, "causing a scene" on the road, hitting shit (especially curbs or poles ...classic Jer) and missing lights/intersections.

Aw fuck, Erin woke my ass up at 9am and said she needed a ride asap but i was fuckin gASSED so i ended up Jer Driving that bitch home (thank god for airbags).

by jono@partymansion May 9, 2008

Driving the lemon

Following the path that life has set out for you, without taking control.

1)
"Have you heard about Karen? She hit rock bottom!"
"Yeah, she sure drove her lemon hard."

2)
"What are you going to do with your life, son?"
"Well, I don't have anything going on these days, so I'll be driving the lemon for now!"
"I'm going to disinherit you."

by TheIllusiveGuy November 23, 2019

drive-back

A long trip back home or to a previous destination.

We took a long drive-back to Los Angeles!

by The Ferocious Whomper June 19, 2017

Voting Drive

Where someone drives you out of state to register to vote so you can vote multiple times and/or illegally. Used to get around voting requirements including felony charges, recent incarceration and/or questionable citizenship.

Did you hear ACORN is sponsoring a Voting Drive, they are going to bus us up to Ohio so us peeps doing soft time can take an active role in deciding who is going to be prez.

by Robert Dotras February 20, 2009

Ambulance Drive-by

When you have to pull over for that ambulance speeding past you

Guy 1: *driving*
Guy 2: Hey! Watch out, there's an ambulance drive-by comin up behind us!
Guy 1: Nonchalantly pulls over

by Aloushi May 7, 2015

confectionary drive-by

When you throw sweets and or chocolate at people as you drive past them in a car

"oh did that guy start some beef with you? want to confectionary drive-by his arse?"

by iamfrenchi May 13, 2008

Sex Drive

your sexual drive- (sd) is how often you feel the urge to interact in sexual activity- seggcytime can also be affected by how low, or high your sex drive is. Your sex drive can be either high, or low.

scenario 1- high sex drive

guy 1: brooo i’m not kidding, i have some serious issues, i can’t go a day without thinking of sex- my sex drive has been insane.
guy 2: damn bro- that sucks. get better my man.

scene 2- low sexual drive

girl: hey.. wanna..? you know…
guy: umm.. im sorry- don’t feel like it right now.
girl: come on bro!! we’ve never done anything for 6 years!!! tf wrong with you.

by nicknelsonsdi- June 5, 2022