ding-dong

a person who makes statements that lack common sense.
DO NOT GET IT CONFUSED WITH A DUMB-DUMB.

Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Lindsey Lohan, The Situation, Belinda Barbosa, Sarah Imhoff are all ding-dongs!

by the gap girl December 8, 2010

dong-zilla

A man with an incredibly large penis

by Nate June 11, 2003

dong slap

The act of being hit with a coin of the vietnamese national currency.

Nguyen slapped me with his dong.

by sp0rkius February 29, 2004

dong slobber

One who sucks dongs, or large dicks. used to refer to people who don't shut up.

Shut the fuck up, dong slobber.

by John Richeitch May 13, 2005

dong suck

The licking,sucking or blowing of a males genitals or dong.

1. The hot chick gave a guy a Dong Suck last night.
2. Hey, babe. Hook it up with a Dong Suck?

by Brandon from myspace January 13, 2008

dong phlegm

When a sick and twisted girl chokes on your cock, while you explode with such force it leaves a little jizzymcjizzle on her throat causing her to cough obnoxiously for hours until its gone

Honey are you okay? You seem congested...No, its okay its just dong phlegm in my throat. Oh..ok then.

by DoneSwaff September 21, 2008

oregon dong

The largest possible dong a man could possess

Damn that man has an Oregon dong

by Slayingdapussywthisoregondong October 17, 2020