juicer dildo

A sex toy or dildo whose head looks like a fruit juicer, and that has a broad base that usually has a handle so you can spin it when it is in the chick's pussy.

I just bought a juicer dildo from the local sex shop, and my girlfriend loves it's rotary action boyee.

by Enrico Giamondi January 23, 2007

dildomonger

One who desires the use of a dildo over a penis or other sexual stimulant.

Ghost Shell is such a dildomonger!

by mofomikeman July 26, 2008

Dildongo

A Word That You Call Some One That Uses Dildos Way To Much.

Friend " I use my dildo every day !!! "

Colin " You are a Dildongo "

by c BOB c May 15, 2009

Dildo Thief

Usually a very sexually irritated youngster. A pervert and a creepy douche. Their actions usually include some of the following:

1. Not many friends
2. Jerks off. A lot.
3. Spends a lot of time on the computer with porn or World of Warcraft
4. Fantasizes about friends' parents.
5. Steals others belongings such as dildo's, sex toys, bras, or panties.

If someone you know takes part in these actions, they may very well be among the Dildo Thieves.

Alec: Dude I am freaking out!

Mitch: Why?

Alec: Jarrett broke into my house last week and stole my mom's panties!

Mitch: Oh... I should've known he was a Dildo Thief when I caught him masturbating to his grandma last week. Sorry...

dildo thief pervert creepy

by Not that guy!!! May 15, 2011

dildo lover

One who loves dildos. Anyone who either uses or thinks about using a dildo for fun. A goof ball. An idiot. A lover of dilds.

My neighbor across the street is a dildo lover.

by Frank Phartur December 30, 2011

Milky dildo

A dildo with milk dripping from it. It is filled with milk to simulate cum ;)) it's real milk. Can also be used as an insult or a descriptive word.

That bitch needs to get a milky dildo and cum down.

by Milky dildo April 24, 2017

big green dildo

A massive candle filled with gains. It's literally an unstoppable force that smashes resistances and raises the floor.

"Dude, did you see that big green dildo? It totally broke resistance last night, it's exactly the type of pump we needed.

by Oddra the Odd March 29, 2021