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Cynical

Billie Eilish's soul.
"My soul, so cynical."
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CyN1caL

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cyno

I tell people to cyno
by cyno April 22, 2010
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Cynicism

To be a cynical asshole. Mainly thinking of everything as "shit" or "shitty" even if only a little bit of that thing was shown. It also means to insult anyone that disagrees with you. Even if the person was being very respectful about it.

Basically a troll.
I saw a guy playing minecraft. That game looks like shit.
Wii is a non-modern fece-like box of turds!
HARRY POTTER SUCKS.
Dude you have serious cynicism.
Someone placing opinion: I do think this thing is of unsubstancial quality.

Someone diagreeing: I don't really agree with your state-
THEN U SUK.
by Random Shenanigans June 29, 2011
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cynda

one who stashes or assists in some capacity the stashing of mad loot
1: dude, that cynda just hooked me up
2: really?
1: ya, that guy really stashes mad loot
by medeivalrokr2kh January 9, 2006
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cynicalys

cynicalys is a term for gay.

Mostly if someone is named cynicalys or is cynicalys they like to lick their own dick or suck dick.

Usually they are very very sus. They like to be sus to their friends. For example, they like to rail their friends.
Damn, Cynicalys is very sus.
by opest November 8, 2020
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Cynic

A person that's abandoned his rose-colored glasses in favor of shit-colored ones. Are often just as delusional as idealists, but are usually considered enlightened and smart due to the new age nihilistic mentality of "bitterness = smartness", which makes it then fall into the viscious cycle of the "popular = right" mentality.

Not to be confused with a realist, who tries their hardest to look for the truth in any given situation regardless of bias, and whose views only resemble a cynic's in the eyes of an idealist.
Idealist: I think all people are good at heart and should always be given a second, third, fourth, and 167th chance, so I'm just going to leave my wallet out in the open to be stolen by everyone!
Cynic: LOL, everyone sucks, don't you know that? Regardless of ideals, you're only ever fighting for yourself, and there's no escape from that mentality, meaning everyone is always cheating everyone!
Functional Human Being: Guys...maybe people do shitty things for legitimate reasons, and they are to be neither trusted nor hated...?
Cynic: Ridiculous, the world doesn't operate off logic, it operates off of how depressed I'm feeling at any given time!
Idealist: Yeah, that would make too much sense, idiot. Emotions dictate facts, everyone knows this. Get with the times.
by BovineButthole October 19, 2017
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