cyberbullying

"Cyberbullying involves the use of information and communication
technologies such as e-mail, cell phone and pager text messages, instant messaging, defamatory personal Web sites, and defamatory online personal polling Web sites, to support deliberate, repeated, and hostile behaviour by an individual or group,
that is intended to harm others."

She was a victim of cyberbullying when she received threatening e-mail and mobile phone text messages.

by Bill Belsey August 31, 2003

cyberbong

Automated waterpipe. Composed of waterpipe(s) and electomechanical apparatus designed to automate and/or monitor the smoking process.

I scored 236 bubbles on my cyberbong this morning.

by Fafaman September 26, 2003

Cybercriminal

A term used to describe an individual that performs certain keyboard and mouse actions that security companies portray as being the most serious crime imaginable and results in jail sentences longer than serial killers and fines greater than billionaires' fortunes.

The purpose of this term is to sell more security products by scaring the public.

It should be noted that "cyber" means virtual, so by its own definition it's not a crime.

It should also be noted that driving 5 mph over the speed limit has the potential to cause more harm than sending 20 billion porn spam emails.

judge: I fine you $240,000,000 for the 800,000 spam messages you sent to myspace in the period of 2 days that earned you $500,000 and could have been fixed by a DBA with a single SQL query that takes 500ms to execute.

prisoner a: What are you in for?
prinoner b: Murder & Dismemberment, 15 years. What about you?
prisoner a: Cybercrime, 60 years and a $5bn fine.
prisoner b: WTF is cybercrime?
prisoner a: I made peoples' PCs show advertisements without their consent.
prisoner b: Like TV?
prisoner a: Yes.

symantec exec a: spyware, adware, worm, trojan, spam...it all sounds too friendly!...it needs sexing up to increase our sales
symantec exec b: how about CYBERCRIME & CYBERCRIMINALS?
...
Defend your PC against CRIMINALS!
Only Norton can protect your PC from the same crooks responsible for armed robery and drug dealing.

by Serial Cybercriminal May 20, 2008

cyber athlete

One who plays games on a computer as a sport.

by Cactuar December 21, 2002

cyber fuck

cyber sex-- writing down what you want to do to your partner via the world wide web

female: ohhh i want you so bad
male: what are you guna do to me you naughty girl...? ;) lets cyber fuck

by patrick123456799 December 23, 2010

cyber badger

when a individual continuously contacts you over e-mail, instant message, Facebook, etc. because they think that you will either not get it or not understand the first time

Karen is such a cyber badger, she emailed me to ask if her order went through then two minutes later she asked the same question on my Facebook wall as well as in a message. I did not even have a chance to respond!

by sassy sparkle princess November 15, 2010

cyber rap

A subgenre of Hip Hop that uses TTS vocals.

Invented by Wheelchair Sam and Autistic Anne.

i like to go to parties bitch nigga i went to a party and ate 32 bags of mushrooms and got kidnapped by the illuminati and they stole all my money nigga. i was really sad the only thing cheering me up was my 200000 foot long penis. one day i went to a party and i saw the illuminati again. i capped my gun. shot those niggas and took my money back. then i went to another party and got drunk and had sex with the hottest girl there. my pimp ass wheelchair attracted all the girls. all the men there wanted to be me cause i am so hot and sexy. they wish they were in a wheelchair like me. i got such a good party wheelchair suck my cock bitch my legs may be paralyzed but i can have sex with all the girls in the world.

Cyber Rap.

by WheelchairSam April 22, 2013