CustardClod

The embodiment of "I can be a woman I can be a man" and "I swore I'd never sin again"

CustardClod won't stop reading Yaoi, I'm seriously concernedml.

by CustardClod December 9, 2025

Lord Custard Pigeon-Pants

A friend of the Pigeon, Lord Custard first became known to men of science in the late 1900"s
His Redactive Pigeon Cages were both a scientific and an engineering leap forward, but were considered commercially unviable.

That nonwithstanding, he was cast out from the group of scientists (The Group of the Golden Compass) and sent into the academic wilderness in Manitoba (Canada).

Alone and unloved, he turned once again to the pigeon community for support and guidance, and was granted such.

During 12 long years, he wrote, re-wrote and finsalised his Magnus Opus, al la Ubermench - 'I am a Pigeon, Get Me Out Of Here'

B 1945
D 1998

I am a gigantic pigeon and I must be given sanctuary , for I am none other than Lord Custard Pigeon-Pants

by realistic mud 777 December 4, 2010

rough custard

When a girl with pimples is giving you a blow job, pull out of her mouth as you are about to cum and let it go all over her face.

"You know that girl Stacy?"

"The one with all the pimples?"

"Yeah, I gave her a Rough Custard last night."

by Mingegash May 22, 2014

french custard

When you cream pie a girl, let her sit on your face immediately following. After eat her vag out.

Jru really likes Kaits French custard.

by b4rrys4nders December 7, 2015

Lumpy custard

Something or somebody that's difficult, problematic or troublesome.

My elderly mother can be lumpy custard.

by Paulsteven August 10, 2016

kilt custard

the left over custard after you have a weggie in a kilt

Scottish person:Love I need me kilt cleaned!
Wife:Why?
Scottish person:I got kilt custard on it.

by Shmidey June 18, 2016

Strawberry Custard

Screwing a girl that's on her period and making her suck you off until you cum.

My girl was on her period but she's cool with the strawberry custard.

by Bbq man June 16, 2016