crunch with somebody

interested to do playful activities with someone

Hey, I wanna crunch with somebody.

by Irma boy December 18, 2016

crotch crunch

a hit to your lower region that makes your testicles crunch at the back of your sack

my pal gave me a crotch crunch at the train station and i still cant walk properly

by chugger shane March 7, 2011

crunching a grumpy

pooping or taking a poop

man, I ate all that food, I went to the bathroom and was crunching a grumpy, when someone knocked on the door.

by Wolfeppt1 August 4, 2006

banana splits off the nuts crunchin

A phrase used to describe something truly amazing. It is also used to denote a good time had.

Mark: Holy shit, did you go the tool concert last night??
Ryan: Hell yeah, that shit was banana splits off the nuts crunchin'

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Kerry: Man that party was dootang.
Ambo: Fuck yeah, that mess was Banana splits off the nuts crunchin, dootang!

by mochiko September 14, 2008

Crunchy Air

Also known as a rice cake. Eaten by supermodels and people on diets.

I broke my diet when i put peanutbutter on my "crunchy air"

by Vegas March 23, 2003

toasted almond crunch

During dirty anal intercourse, the male pulls out his penis, fecal chunks and all, and proceeds to slap his partner across his or her face with his fecal covered penis, giving the appearance of hastly eating a toasted almond crunch ice cream bar.

John: "That dude over there eats like an animal. Look at the crap on his face."

Peter: "Either that, or someone gave him a Toasted Almond Crunch."

John: "Eww... nasty."

by Carmo September 27, 2006

Crunchy Pussy

A popular chain of taco stands that displays a deep fried cat logo wearing a sombrero. Primarily located in the north-west near cannabis farms lesbian burn wards, the chain is famous for attracting pervy old men and pubescent boys alike. Because of their popularity amongst these demographics the organization NAMBLA has made Crunchy Pussy chains one of their traditional hangout spots much to the dismay of the the Taco vendors. The menu offers a wide selection of food, however, no matter what you order, you will usually end with two fish taco's and a large sweet tea.

Hey man are you hungry?
Hell yeah, I'm gonna get me some of that crunchy pussy. I love fish tacos and I got some extra sour cream too.

by nastynick69 October 19, 2009