Cristiano

A really hot Italian guy who also doubles as an amazing soccer player. He's extremely funny and confident once you get to know him. He comes across as shy at first, but is really loud when you get to know him. A Cristiano has girls falling for him left, right, and centre. He's normally really smart but doesn't show it, but it makes him a whole lot hotter. He's extremely popular with his brown fluffy hair and his winning smile. If you find a Cristiano, hold on to him, he's a great find and he'll be with you until the end of the line.

Girl 1. Omg who was that guy? He's so hot
Girl 2. Oh him, he's Cristiano.
Girl 1. Of course he is.

by Simp ._. November 29, 2022

Cristian

Cristian is someone who is super affectionate and kind when it comes to words. They have the most beautiful brown eyes and fluffy hair. They have a unique style and good music taste. Cristian has the most messed up humor that makes u crack up. Cristians a literal DILF. Cristian can please you easily in bed. Cristian usually pulls the most bitches especially when they have long fluffy hair.

Person 1: whose that boy with long fluffy hair and awesome style

Person 2: Yoo, you mean Cristian

Person 1: Cristian is most definitely a DILF

by Ur Hottest Ex December 6, 2022

Cristiano Ronaldo

The Portuguese devil, the goat. Mr. Clutchnaldo

We are losing 2-0 and there are two minutes left, Cristiano Ronaldo mode.

by Lincoln Eaves January 11, 2023

Cristian

Cristian is a wasian dude with a massive cock. He pulls about 300 girls every month and is goated at overwatch and apex legends. He is loyal to a friend group and would never cheat, he always try's to get better at things even if he is bad at the start

Cristian has a large ding a long

by LargeDongSex March 21, 2023

cristal

a fish with the biggest, juiciest, most voluptuous lips that could suck the chrome off a doorknob 😫

I went Cristal on that mf fr

by temar7777 March 25, 2023

Cristiano Ronaldo

The G.O.A.T. of football, he is a football/soccer player that is the best.

Person 1: Bro who is the G.O.A.T.

Person 2: It is Cristiano Ronaldo

by Wavzzzyyyy April 30, 2023

Cristian

A guy that will call the police and file a report on you if you message him or try to talk to him at any level he can be really fucking mean i guess he is really sensitive or something idk what his problem is

This guy Cristian will not let me message him he is for sure overreacting idk for what reason tho he called the police and filed a report on me and I can’t live a normal life anymore cause of him now I have to be scared of police for the rest of my life and the only way for me to not be worried about police or going to jail anymore is if I die

by Revampedagain July 11, 2023