Cream of Children

Semen

I spewed my cream of children onto Linda's face.

by TongueFuMasta February 19, 2021

cream of beef

meat injected facial cream, aka cum

I thought the night was going quite uneventful but out of nowhere he gave me the cream of beef.

by catlover89 June 22, 2021

cream cave

Any orifice of a promiscuous male of female that would be a common receiver of globs of semen.

And then I busted straight into her cream cave last week. Now the crazy bitch says she's knocked up.

by CraftyWordsmith June 2, 2016

Cream of Beer

Cream of Beer is creamy stool that has about the same texture, consistency, and density as butter resulting from heavy drinking the night before. Drinks like cheap beer, malt liquor, or trendy mixed drinks like redbull & vodka and jager bombs are usually the culprit. Stool is usually a brownish orange color and has a sour smell because it is a mixture of 3 parts digested Alcohol to (0-1) parts digested food. Cream of Beer is usually followed by spotting or anal leakage that must be wiped again sometimes several times throughout the day after the initial bowel movement.

Man, I need to stop drinking,...tired of waking up with the cream of beer shits. Plus I go through about 2 rolls of toilet paper just wiping that buttery shit out of my ass, and then guess what, about 30 minutes later I got to wipe out the left over residue that slid out my butt-hole and is making my butt-hole itch like crazy.

by Gorb Jenkem August 19, 2013

Prom cream

The time after prom when you go to the hotel for 5 minutes with your boyfriend. Expect you don’t cream, he does.

“Girl I am telling you Prom Cream isn’t as fun as it seems. You have no fun, he does.”

by What is up my dude :) July 21, 2020

slinging cream

To serve ice cream to patrons with great gusto.

"Have you seen Bryce from Sugar Lips? He's really the best at slinging cream."

by Lord Goo July 27, 2020

cream of stool

diarrhea

Cream of Stool®: simply foul poo that harms and depletes both body and soul.

by Professor_Z January 4, 2023