corpulent cocksucker

A large, slovenly weasel that likes the chorizo weenosky. A veritable fellator that likes old Ford trucks.

Look at the the corpulent cocksucker in the old F-150...

by boohead January 4, 2012

COYPUS

1) a shy vagina
2) a shy body attached to the vagina
3) a prude
4) a vagina hidden by hair

Dude 1: "hey, she's HOT!"

Dude 2: "Relax, bro, she's got a coypus!"

Dude 1: "Bummer ... "

by Porkchop913 July 12, 2012

corpsucker

from "cocksucker" and "corporation"; refers to a person in the corporation - usually a superior (particularly from top-managment) or another employee with "good connections" who makes other people's lives miserable, messes up someone's good work, steals ideas and presents them as his/her own, gives illogical tasks and apart from taking money does nothing.

Jim: This new marketing fella was supposed to be our manager, but all he does is playing with his iPhone or giving me things to do that make no sense. Not to mention his lack of respect for people who has been working here for ages and who could have been his bosses with their experience in the field.
Brian: Yeah, a real corpsucker. Screw him!

by KurtSteinerPL June 28, 2012

Corpsified

To be collapsed on the ground, so physically drained and cosmetically disordered that you look (and feel) like a corpse.

Alas, after having consumed copious amounts of alcohol, she lay corpsified in the space she was last seen conscious, as the muffled sounds of her phone alarm made their final rotation.

by MovieQuotesGuy December 14, 2013

Corpsebagging

Corpsebagging is the act commonly encountered in video games, in which a fallen or wounded enemy/s unintentionally uses their body/corpse to temporarily block, impede,and/or inconvenience the player.

Friend 1: Damn i had 12 hit points left and was going for the health, when all of a sudden a giant spider corpse landed on the health preventing me from getting it
Friend 2: That sounds like some serious corpsebagging

by Doktoberfest December 19, 2014

corpsicle

A person in cryonic suspension (frozen in suspended animation with the hope of possible revival in the future)

He signed up to be cryonically suspended after death because he figured it was better to be a corpsicle than to be incinerated or rot in a casket .

by Dr Kat November 1, 2015

Compuslut

Someone who uses any and all computers with little or no protection.

A person who feels a constant need to touch strangers' hard drives.

Zach is such a dirty compuslut. He never cleans his hard drive.

by Mybolognahasafirstname March 27, 2017