Consolences

Consolences: like condolences but from someone close to you who is trying to console you. Someone who knows you too well to offer condolences when a sad thing happens.

A consolence can also be a non-verbal action. If someone gives a friend a hug as a form of consoling then they offer her consolence, which might elicit the reply "Thanks for the consolences".

E.g. My father offered me consolences when I dropped my slice of pizza in the dirt.

by Chateau Zo January 27, 2014

Condone

a word most people spell as "condom" in their mind.

condone

by WrapCrap February 1, 2019

consent

The smell on your fingers after you've put them in a girl's pussy.

"Your Honor, of course I had her consent. I had it on my fingers, on my face, I had it everywhere."

by The Hypertonics September 14, 2004

Colson

Colson is the biggest jerk on the planet. Always putting down random people just because.

"Dude, have you seen Colson today?"
"He's such an asshole, isn't he, dude?"
"Yeah man, Colson should just stop being a jerk."

by Muffinzx April 28, 2015

Consent

A mystical myth created by the media

Darryl didn't believe in the mythical consent

by Shaqinson May 8, 2017

Consensual Rape

This occurs when a person attempts to rape another person, but in a turning of the tables, the other person then attempts to rape the first rapist. Resulting in simply angry sex.

First Rapist- "Hey I'm going to rape you!"
Victim/second rapist- "No! I'm going to rape YOU!"
First Rapist- "Okay! Consensual Rape!"

by tacman2468 January 13, 2011

The Last Great Console

Phillips CDI.

The other day, I broke out my Phillips CDI (The Last Great Console) game console, and fired up "Hotel Mario", and could not believe what a great system the Phillips CDI was!

by Qbert March 19, 2004