Friend 1: "Oh, you have the Xbox One? My consolences."
Friend 2: "Shut up dude."
Friend 1: "I'm just saying I feel bad for you."
Friend 2: "Shut up dude."
Friend 1: "I'm just saying I feel bad for you."
by AerPilot November 5, 2013
Get the Consolences mug.Consolences: like condolences but from someone close to you who is trying to console you. Someone who knows you too well to offer condolences when a sad thing happens.
A consolence can also be a non-verbal action. If someone gives a friend a hug as a form of consoling then they offer her consolence, which might elicit the reply "Thanks for the consolences".
A consolence can also be a non-verbal action. If someone gives a friend a hug as a form of consoling then they offer her consolence, which might elicit the reply "Thanks for the consolences".
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Condolence high fives are no different from ordinary high fives, except that they are offered in condolence rather than in celebration.
Ted had the most horrible date; because Barney could relate to his sadness, he offered Ted a Condolence High Five.
by Solo Amadeus April 11, 2022
Get the Condolence High Five mug.After the sudden death of Princess Diana, thousands of messages of condolenc were sent to her family.
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Get the Condolence-Five mug.1. Video games which could have been great on PC's at one time, but were changed to console (or ported from console) by someone who did not understand the benefits and potential of gaming PC's.
ex. - You used to have something cool, but now your stuff
suxors.
"That game used to pwn, but now it blows. They consolenerfed Modern Warfare 2."
"This game would have been so much better if the designers didn't consolenerf it."
Often refers to games released by video game developers who started by developing great PC games, but decided to take advantage of the PC gamers by using their profits earned from PC gamers to then focus development for console games (Xbox/PS3/Wii), because the casual gamer could care less about quality gaming which is left to the hardcore gamers who enjoy competition.
2. Consolenerfed - verb -
a. To make something pointless whereas before it was productive
b.To Stop something from working
Usually a term used in online games:
'' Aww Gawd...They Consolenerfed COD MW2 by not including Dedicated Servers!''
suxors.
"That game used to pwn, but now it blows. They consolenerfed Modern Warfare 2."
"This game would have been so much better if the designers didn't consolenerf it."
Often refers to games released by video game developers who started by developing great PC games, but decided to take advantage of the PC gamers by using their profits earned from PC gamers to then focus development for console games (Xbox/PS3/Wii), because the casual gamer could care less about quality gaming which is left to the hardcore gamers who enjoy competition.
2. Consolenerfed - verb -
a. To make something pointless whereas before it was productive
b.To Stop something from working
Usually a term used in online games:
'' Aww Gawd...They Consolenerfed COD MW2 by not including Dedicated Servers!''
by DaPahkoDeBBF October 21, 2009
Get the Consolenerf mug.The time period within which it is still reasonable to expect condolences for the death of a relative.
Dave: My uncle Pete died 5 years ago today.
Andy: Yeah, do you want to go to the pub tonight?
Dave: What the fuck, I just told you that my uncle Pete died.
Andy: Yeah, and?
Dave: Well, aren't you going to say "I'm sorry"?
Andy: Fuck that, 5 years is way outside the condolences window!
Andy: Yeah, do you want to go to the pub tonight?
Dave: What the fuck, I just told you that my uncle Pete died.
Andy: Yeah, and?
Dave: Well, aren't you going to say "I'm sorry"?
Andy: Fuck that, 5 years is way outside the condolences window!
by Mentirosa August 6, 2011
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